Ok my brother purposley cut my hair while I was sleeping last night, and now I seek revenge. Do you have any suggestions? I was thinking of kicking him in the balls, or taking a dump on his head while HE sleeps, are any of these good? Please help me out on this one!
2006-11-01 06:58:09 · 17 answers · asked by Erin S 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
He cut your hair...? Why would he do that?! Sure glad I don't have a brother like that. Kick him in the balls.
2006-11-01 07:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Rule out kickking in the balls, your hair will grow but the ballls won't.
The other one sounded good. Just splash some enamel paint on his hair. Thats gonna give him a hard time to get rid of it. Hair for Hair I say. That also reminds me if your bro has long hair try the old tested bubble-gum in hair trick.
Hope that will make you feel better.
But all this only ofcourse if he has any hair!
Good Luck.
2006-11-01 15:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by skepty 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why is this question just for the girls?
Because this story is fake, you only want to know the girls answer because you know how cruel and vindictive they are, and that turn you on, freak.
If you get revenge then the violence will not stop, dont get revenge, talk to him, if that dont work talk to your parents.
Dont kick him in the privates you GAY:
Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-Scar tissue.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-Erection problems.
-May damage the epididymis, and that is critical, because sperm must be stored there to gain mobility to be able to swim.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very hard trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling it is similar to mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It may even cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.
2006-11-01 18:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by miniboi6666 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if some chick kicked me in the balls i would beat the crap out of her. i mean why do girls feel so comfortable doing this? they think its amusing too... would it be funny if some guy stomped on your abdomen and ovaries? that would just crack you up, wouldnt it? yeah girl...kick him where it hurts! oh really? how bout i kick you in the head and rearrange your face? that would hurt pretty bad too. And what kind of messed up family is this, talking about how she wants to poop on her brothers head, kick him in the balls? he cuts her hair for no reason, you people need therapy.
2006-11-01 20:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I say get some hair remover like nair or shave the hair around his balls. I know this sounds nasty and extreme but he will be itching for weeks. Just imagine he's walking down the hall at school and as the urge to scratch his nuts and can't because everyone is watching him. And if he does everyone will tease him mercilessly.
2006-11-01 15:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Love United 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ummm...you (the answerer above or the one with the page-long answer) said the same thing in MY question about what I should do about a boy who violated my space. and you were wrong about my explanation. are you targeting questions about kicking people in the balls just to post that looooong answer and make it look like you are smart? i think YOU are the freak here, not the poor girl who had her hair cut. to answer the question, i think you (the girl) should pay him back a long time after the incident (when he has forgotten about it) so he can't really pay you back AGAIN...ok?
2006-11-01 20:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Put his hand in a bowl of warm water while he sleeps and draw on his face in permanent marker.
2006-11-01 15:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by brigette b 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Girl... he cut your hair, now it's on! you should shave his head and then kick him in the balls. Let him know how pissed you are at him! And you have to get him back REALLY good. Do all you can to "get him where it hurts"!!!
2006-11-01 15:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by lhswimqt2009 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
i think u shouldnt do anything
2 make out as if u dont care then he wont do it again
if u do something 2 him he will probably do something else back and then it will just go on and on
so if i was u i would just leave it!!!
good luck
2006-11-01 15:02:31 · answer #9 · answered by Shaina K 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Take a picture of him with your make-up on him and show it to all his he man friends.
2006-11-01 15:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Step 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋