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Mine would have to be cutting part of my toe (middle one no less) off in a doorway. However in the last few days, it has to be, I was wearing toe socks (which i love) and my sister called my cell. Well her ringer is the country song "why does everybody want to kick my a**" by big and rich. well to stop my toddler from hearing the wrong word, i was running to answer it and slipped on the linoleum in front of my door. Feet flying out from under me, head hitting the door, leg hitting a bookcase, etc. etc. Had a good laugh out of that one. What about everyone else?

2006-11-01 06:24:58 · 10 answers · asked by cia939 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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When I was in Grade 9, we were leaving the classroom to head to our Christmas assembly, on the way out I tripped (over nothing but my stupid *** feet) and ended up with a huge bruise on my forehead. On the way back into the classroom, once the assembly had ended, I walked right into the OPEN door and was then taken to the hospital for 3 stitches in my eyebrow. After this awfully embarrasing day I went to an all night bowling event for charity and managed to rip out a stitch. Ever since I'm known as the "Clumsy One", by not only fellow students and teachers, but friends and family as well.
10 years later, you can still see the scar and the story is still told at all family/social gatherings!

2006-11-01 06:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by alysinvunderland 2 · 1 0

So many to choose from...

Had to be the time I was trying to show my 6 year old a candle in Kohl's Department store. I picked it up and it started to slip so I tried to catch it. It shattered all over the floor around us. Pieces flew across the linoleum. I looked at my daughter and said, "You need to be careful!" I did not tell anyone that I did it or she did it, that was just advice. Really.

My wife knew better.

2006-11-01 14:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by RJ 3 · 1 0

about four years ago, I was doing a concert at the skatepark. well I sing and play lead guitar and thought it would be cool to spin the guitar around my neck by its strap. I only weighed about 86 pounds then and lets just say the guitar pulled me down. I fell backwards into our drummer, i still have a scar on my back from that. But I learned how to do it!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-01 16:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0 0

I got put in the hospital for 2 weeks from a sleding accident, not snow-mobile, a plastic downhill sled. 2 week hospital stay.

2006-11-01 14:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by bored out of my mind 2 · 0 0

i was playing with a knive i used to skin dear and i was throwing it down into the ground without looking then i felt a sharp and wet pain i looked down at my right foot and the knife went through my boot and stabbed me in the foot. i was slightly embaressed because there was girls around and i just made my self look like a complete dumbass

2006-11-01 14:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Philly fan 4 life 1 · 0 0

i fell asleep on the couch and the next morning someone was knocking on the door, so i jumped up to run to the door....but fell on my face...both of my feet were asleep!!....i got up again..but bam..on my face again!!

it was so funny....i crawled to the door!!

2006-11-01 14:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by alisha 4 · 0 0

Tripped forward and grabbed a female's tush. It was an accident I swear!

2006-11-01 14:28:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

i jammed a knife into my left thumb when i was trying to get the wrapping of a new chefs knife i had bought

2006-11-01 14:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

dropped hairbrush in the toilet

2006-11-01 14:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Stephan 2 · 0 0

I buried a fish hook in my head.

2006-11-01 14:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Hando C 4 · 1 1

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