If I was a cow, then I would rather not say moo. I would say oink. Also, if I was a cow, then I would not eat grass, but instead I would eat other cows. Cows are the tastiest animals in the world. If I was a cow, I think I would eat myself. Yum yum yum, me sandwiches.
2006-11-01 05:43:28 · 29 answers · asked by kevin m 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
The question you might ask instead is this one:
"why do idiots come to yahoo! answers?"
If I was an idiot, I would not go to ask jeeves. I would go to yahoo! answers. Also, if I was an idiot, than I would not speak german, I would speak American (badly). American is the best language in the world. If I was an idiot, I think I would wage war on Iraq. Pew Pew Pew, idiots with guns.
2006-11-01 05:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cows go moo because thats what they like to do... Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why is water clear? Why are clouds white or gray? Why is wood brown? Why are glasses called glasses? Why are curtains called curtains? Does anybody know? NO...so don't ask a question nobody will ever know
2006-11-01 13:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by lil_critter33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought everyone knew this cows say moo because they are of Swedish origin and cannot say what they mean which is moove (get out of me way). And while i'm about such a question, everybody believes sheep are saying Baa. Well i can tell you after owning some lambs they're actually saying Maa, they are calling for their Mothers.
2006-11-01 13:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if this is a serious question the the answer is
because that is how their vocal cords are made so when they speak it comes out moo.
If this is about what you would do if you were a cow then thx for sharing.
2006-11-01 13:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bullz_ eye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange? The cow next door to me nearly always says 'av ya got a spare f a g'( ciggerette)
2006-11-01 15:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i have to chose an animal to be, i had always thought of being a cow, so we re the same... the only difference between u and me that i will not eat the other cows and that i will go moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo plenty of times and i will shake my tail to frighten the flies
2006-11-01 13:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ingrid S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally I would rather say quack if I was a cow. I know you think cows are tasty, but you wouldn't fancy them so much if you were one. I think I would fancy the chickens running round the farm more.
2006-11-01 13:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cows rock. And if you eat bits of yourself, you wont get fat, you just eat the excess. All your diet problems answered.
I'd still say moo though
2006-11-01 13:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cows don't have the ability to make the oink noise
as well as that not many of them are bilingual
2006-11-01 16:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by wwJad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was actually a cow that went 'oink.' It had mad cow disease! XD
2006-11-01 13:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋