2006-11-01 04:47:40 · 14 answers · asked by mick69 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
You're lucky mate I sat on me cat 2 weeks ago and now when I break wind my hole miaows!!!
2006-11-01 09:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by mememe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um did it break... What do you mean you cant find it. Is it stuck somewhere.... Look under where u sat... All else fails get up and change the channel by hand. Go to walmart or somewhere and buy a universal remote.
2006-11-01 04:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Cameron721 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stand up and bend over facing the TV.. now clinch your Buttocks and hey presto the TV should change channel..
2006-11-01 04:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by emerald man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take an extremely large dose of cod liver oil and wait! Meanwhile, learn to use the TV built in controls. :- )
2006-11-01 04:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by avian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do squating ducks.
Take a dump.
Get someone to examine your behind.
If the above fails, stick your head up your ass and check in there.
2006-11-01 04:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by liv3_2_sk8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some laxatives
2006-11-01 05:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you were wearing pants otherwise you just might have to dig a little deeper...
2006-11-01 04:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Monica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid that I am going to ask to you to bend over....
Please drop the soap now....
2006-11-01 04:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jojo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every time you want to change the channel press your belly button
2006-11-01 08:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by Bruce B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find another one. U should always have a backup.
2006-11-01 04:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by tori m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋