There's a good joke here. God was creating Scotland and spending many hours over the beautiful scenery, fast flowing rivers filled with salmon, snowy mountains with eagles flying in the skies, deer in the glen and the beautiful lochs. The Angel Gabriel said ' Lord don't you think you are being overly kind with Scotland?' The Lord replied ' This may be so Gabriel, but just wait to see who they are going to get for neighbours'.
2006-11-01 04:41:04 · 17 answers · asked by electrobuddha 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Not funny sorry. Re-enforces the whole small minded Scots/anti English stereotype. A racist joke is a racist joke. This is no better than Bernard Manning. Better to say "ah but wait to see the weather they are going to get".
2006-11-01 04:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by little_jo_uk 4 · 3⤊ 6⤋
True so True. The best thing to come out of England, Is the road to Scotland.
2006-11-04 08:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by jaggyjones 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry yet you're on the incorrect island, take somewhat boat holiday and you come across the final people in the international. while God have been given to the Irish after provide all that to the Scots, sorry no longer something left yet I provide the present to flee the devil by skill of one hour.
2016-11-26 22:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke and I adore Scotland. I think it is like a fairy tale land and the people are so much warmer than their neighbours.
I really miss it. Cheers to Scotland!!!
2006-11-01 18:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by veroniki 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Any joke at a Brit's expense, is a joke I can get behind... rather funny.
2006-11-01 08:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And on the 8th day all the Scots decided to go to Canada!
2006-11-01 21:06:15 · answer #6 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
But I thought everybody in Scotland worshipped the deep fat fryer and the whisky bottle not god! - see, i can be as small minded as you!
2006-11-01 04:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
When God created England he created a laid back easy going race of people but he had no where to put the pious,self morlalising ,holier than thou po faced misrable people that did not fit the criteriour for being English so he invented Scotland .
2006-11-01 05:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Haydn 4 · 1⤊ 8⤋
Leave the Faroe Islands alone, just because you can't beat them at football!
2006-11-01 07:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by SteveUK 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol, sweet man
and i can say that as an Englishman, and a proud one at that :D
2006-11-01 05:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by thomas p 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋