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Microwaved a whole raw egg for about ten minutes, opened the door to inspect it's progreess and had it explode all over my face.

This may also qualify as the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me.

2006-11-01 04:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by ZoFro 2 · 2 0

Yesterday.

Got a raise, a new credit card with no interest til May 2007 and I got laid.

Funny because all 3 never happened b4 on the same day and will never happen again.

2006-11-01 04:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is kind of wrong but I was walking down the street in the city and it was really busy because it was around Christmas time and my friend said something, I can't even remember what it was, but it was really funny and I started laughing and was laughing uncontrollably and I couldn't see where I was going because my eyes were tearing up so my friend came after me and I started running away from her and BAM! I ran into this really old lady and she fell into her husband and I somehow bounced off of her into a wall. I realized what I did after a few seconds and the old lady along with her husband were looking at me appauled. I apologized but was laughing at the same time so I don't think they appreciated my apology much at all.

Oh good times.

2006-11-01 04:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by meg (on Violet Hill) 6 · 0 0

I was performing at an airshow one time and has some friends videotaping my aerobatic routine.. i put on this nice show of precision flying all nice and graceful-like.. i landed and taxied back to the flight line and when i got out of the plane I tripped and fell on my face.. ALL ON VIDEO!!! Im still being blackmailed with it!!!

2006-11-01 04:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jonny B 5 · 1 0

Being born

2006-11-01 04:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0 0

I was once in the car with my boss as we where going to pick up surplies when he suddenly sneezed and a huge ball for snot and flem hit the windscreen right in front of me while he was driving. I looked up in horror as he tried to clear it off with his hand and ended up smearing it. I felt sooo sick, thats when i knew i had to quit my job.

2006-11-01 04:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Heather 5 · 1 0

"stealing" a minibus from a guest dude ranch, promising to return it in one piece then driving it cross country and getting it covered in mud......the stories the escaping guests told about the food, assumed to be roadkill etc was so funny that I had to beg them to stop as my sides hurt laughing so much!

2006-11-01 04:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by Breeze 5 · 0 0

The other day i managed to get my sister and put her in the car boot and close and get my mum to satrt to driving. She had to push the chair forward to get out!!!

2006-11-01 07:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Carole T 2 · 0 0

My sisters Face!

2006-11-01 04:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

got on the train with my coat inside out. got drunk and attemted to have a breakdancing comp with some guy (cant breakdance to save my life) the list goes on ...welcome to my world....

2006-11-01 04:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by herbal ashtray 4 · 0 0

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