Once upon a time, on a really, really cold night, a man named Nwolc stepped outside. Well now Nwolc wasn’t an ordinary man. He had the record of the biggest feet on earth at that time. Unlike most people back then, Nwolc was an emo that spent all his time inside, so he was extremely tan. But the weirdest thing was that he was 30 years old and balding. Wait, my bad he was 37.
So the story goes that on the really, really cold winter night, Nwolc went out to get his dear mother a scrumptious cream pie. However, cream pies in that area was as rear as an emo. So, after searching for hours and hours and hours for that priceless item, Nwolc finally found a warehouse that produced cream pies. Sadly they wouldn’t let him just buy one; he had to buy one hundred.
Well, Nwolc had to push that case of one hundred cream pies fifteen miles. With the thick layer of ice on the roads, the case slid quite nice, but about two miles from his house, Nwolc slid instead of the cause, and the outcome wasn’t pretty. His face went straight into the top layer of cream pies. Everyone standing in the area immediately burst out laughing. Nwolc was now devastated that his new emo clothing from “Hot Topic” were ruined and completely covered in cream. He ran home scream to his dear mom.
Every where Nwolc went after the incident, people made a laugh of him. They mimicked the accident over and over. After that one night, Nwolc swore never to show his face outside again. His mom also made him swear to be the opposite of what he was because he never bought her cream pies. Nwolc switched his name around to clown and wore huge colorful clothes. He was upset with the “new” him and acteld like a 5 year old. And that is how the clown was made!
2006-11-01 02:30:42 · 2 answers · asked by funisfun123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys