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John Kerry says he "botched" a joke about George W Bush and that the White House knows that.

Has John Kerry ever said anything deliberately funny? Examples would help. He just doesn't strike me as a humorous guy, hence the incredulity at his statement.

2006-11-01 01:47:24 · 33 answers · asked by kingstubborn 6 in Politics & Government Politics

I don't mean whether he insulted the troops or not...I mean can he tell ANY jokes!??

2006-11-01 02:13:48 · update #1

33 answers

I voted for him, but I don't think he's funny. I think he's stiff. Maybe he botched the joke and maybe he didn't. It really doesn't matter to me. In the end, I don't think he was trying to insult the members of the military.

2006-11-01 01:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by DavidNH 6 · 4 6

John Kerry is very funny and he is infecious.

Just check out the link below.
Our troops are brilliant and has a great sense of humor.
This is a picture from our troops responding to John Kerry's comment about them.

QUOTE :
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq . "
- John Kerry October 2006

2006-11-02 07:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by aisdean 3 · 0 0

No, he cannot tell any jokes. But you know what he is really good at doing? Being an inconsiderate *** hole. He considers himself a veteran but when you leave overseas after 3 months because he was "hurt" with a bruise and getting nicked with a bullet does not work for me anyway. Anyone who is not offended by his comments and not true Americans. John Kerry better not win any election in a long time or it says something really sad about our country. So, to answer your question. He has a stick up his *** and cannot tell a joke...

2006-11-01 11:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

He's funny, just like Mel Gibson was when he was drunk recently.

It's interesting how these two incidents are so similar. Gibson was drunk and blurted out how he really feels about Jews. I don't think Kerry was drunk, but he's such an idiot, he apparently didn't know what he was saying when he blurted out how much he hates the military.

We should ask that he resign. Can we get a petition started? We don't need someone so full of rage and hatred in a high political position.

2006-11-01 12:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 1 0

He really didnt even need to do his botched joke. Hes was out here trying to support Phil Angelides which in the polls it looks like Arnold is going to win he has quite a margin.


I cant believe Kerry is going to run again for president. He shouldnt waste our time he wont get elected.

I am looking to hear more from Barack Obama.

2006-11-01 07:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by helen w 1 · 1 0

To John Kerry-Americans being tortured is funny . He gave aid & comfort to the Communist during Viet Nam-against his fellow soldiers-causing captured P.O.W.'s to be tortured every time he lied on his fellow troops .I fail to see humor there . he called America's finest in the Military stupid & uneducated on Monday & tried to call THAT a joke on Tuesday . I fail to see humor in that either . I am outraged and disgusted , once again by Senator John Kerry - who , by the way is honored in the Communist War Remnants Museum , as one of the heroes who helped the communists win the Viet Nam War AGAINST AMERICA . I don't find that funny either .

2006-11-01 06:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 6 0

He may or may not have botched the joke. But we all know he wouldn't purposely call our troops idiots. Be real now, people! I do, however, feel he should apologize if he offended anyone by his comment because to the common person it DID come across offensive, although not meant to be this way. (This is if he hasn't already apologized, which to my knowledge, he hasn't.)

2006-11-01 02:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES HE IS. HE MADE A MISTAKE AND EVERYONE DOES. OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT MAKES MISTAKES ALL THE TIME AND WE JUST LAUGH IT OFF BY SAYING HOW STUPID HE IS. HE MAKES US LOOK STUPID BC THE MAJORITY VOTED FOR HIM TO BE OUR LEADER!!! THE JOKE MR.KERRY BOTCHED WAS SUPPOSED TO BE QUITE FUNNY, AND WE ALL KNOW HE DID NOT MEAN TO SAY WHAT HE SAID.IF YOU HAVE SEEN WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAID YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE ORIGINAL JOKE WAS PRETTY GOOD. BUT PPL NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE BC NOW EVERYONE IS DWELLING ON HIS MISTAKE, WHICH IS QUITE FUNNY WHEN I READ DOWN YOUR LIST AND FIND MISSPELLINGS AND ERRORS FROM PPL WHO SAY KERRY IS STUPID. I AM JUST SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THIS AND HEARING WHAT PPL ARE SAYING. BUT HE IS A FUNNY GUY AND I THINK HE IS HOT TOO. IN RESPONSE TO ROBERT, YOU THINK THAT WE DONT NEED SOMEONE LIKE HIM AND HE SHOULD RESIGN?? WHAT ABOUT THE IDIOT THAT IS OUR PRESIDENT? HMMM. BUT YOU PROBABLY THINK HE IS GREAT AND THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW INTELLIGENT YOU ARE!

2006-11-02 03:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah B 2 · 0 1

War Hero Kerry... He doesn't have to try to say anything funny to be funny. Ain't no different than The Inventor of the Internet "Al Gore" Now Movie Star Gore...

2006-11-01 01:51:30 · answer #9 · answered by Scott 6 · 4 2

He is an idiot. If he wanted to say that the President was dumb, he should have just come out and said it. No one is dumb enough to believe he was taking a jab at the President although there are people dumb enough to defend him. He makes me sick. May he drown in a bat of ketchup.

2006-11-01 01:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by TRUE PATRIOT 6 · 7 0

I don't think the man has a humorous bone on his body. (but he does have a humures bone. sorry. little anatomy joke) now he's trying to pass off what he said as a joke? i don't hink anyone would buy that at this point. he is an embarrassment to vets everywhere

2006-11-01 01:55:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

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