There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful blonde
teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always
wanted.
After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, nine months
later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to
see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he
had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of
that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern
look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time”.
2006-11-01 01:45:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was a Good One Dude! Nice work.
2006-11-01 23:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable Punch Line And As With Most So Called Jokes These Days Is Probably Very Old And Is A Resounding "Nlol" Didn't Even Crack A Smile.
2006-11-01 09:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! He thought he fathered two beautiful daughters when in reality he fathered the ugly son that probably looks like him!
Hey, he did wanted a son. So, he got what he wanted: his son. looks and all! LOL
2006-11-01 09:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...
Another blonde joke:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in a gynaecologists office. The brunette strokes her pregnant belly and says "I'm having a girl because I was underneath" The redhead strokes her belly and says "I'm having a boy because I was on top". The blonde promptly bursts into tears and sobs uncontrolably. After trying to calm her down the brunette and redhead ask her what's wrong. She cries hysterically, "I'm having puppies!!!"
2006-11-01 09:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant.
2006-11-01 09:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke
2006-11-01 09:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by ppreetham 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surprisingly funny
2006-11-01 09:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny......hahahahahahah
2006-11-01 09:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodtimes!
2006-11-01 09:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - a classic example that too much information can hurt you
2006-11-01 09:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by UK Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋