A New Zealand man arrives home from a local bar very drunk as usual.
On opening his front door he stands looking into his lounge room where his wife of 10 years sits angrily waiting for his return.
Swaying with his sheep held tightly under his arm he says "MY TRUE LOVE" I must confess...........this is the pig I have been having sex with when I am not having sex with you!
His wife looks him straight in the eye and says " You silly drunken "B" I think you will find that is a sheep you are holding and not a pig!
The husband looks back at his wife and replies "I think you will find I was not talking to you"!
2006-11-01 01:21:22 · 14 answers · asked by scottleigh89 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
that was funny were did you get it
2006-11-01 01:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by chauntese 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but I knew the punchline as soon as he said "pig".
2006-11-01 01:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presentation needs work, but you have all the parts in place
2006-11-01 01:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome xD
2006-11-01 01:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. What a saucy jokes... Nice try !
2006-11-01 02:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by yusdz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should put this in the "jokes" category... or "mental health" ha!
2006-11-01 01:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke ... but I think another section like the "joke" section will like it better !
2006-11-01 01:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by spartexcites 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very funny.
2006-11-01 01:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by N.D.H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL f*ckin hilarious!!
2006-11-01 02:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by fat_arse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! keep them coming;
2006-11-01 01:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by Selene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋