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to toast a Guinea pig?
or would a George Forman type grill be better?

2006-10-31 23:47:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

What relish and wine goes with it?

2006-10-31 23:51:06 · update #1

13 answers

You shouldn't toast your guinea pigs, silly. They should be slow roasted. It makes them more tender.


Because Guinea pig is another white meat it should be served with a white wine, possibly a light Chardonnay. It can be served with a salad lightly tossed with a sesame vinaigrette....and don't use croutons the garlic confuses the palate=)

2006-10-31 23:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would personally marinate the creature in oyster sauce overnight. I would then chop some spring onion, one green pepper, one red, some straw mushrooms and I would stir-fry it all for about 7 minutes. Then I would serve it with prawn crackers and four cans of Stella. Thats what New Wok chinese do, I'm sure of it.

I saw on the discovery channel, some indigeonus tribesman pick up a live Guinea Pig and smash it flat between two stones around the size of a dinner plate. He then threw it, guts all hanging out of its ****, onto a blazing fire. He then ate the thing whole. As the camera panned away, there were literally hundreds of Guinea Pigs scuttling around, like a hairy all-you-can-eat buffet. It was great.

2006-11-01 09:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0 0

Use the george foreman type cos its bigger & there are more controls for heat, moisture, etc. Regular toaster has 1 function only.

2006-11-01 07:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by Claude 6 · 0 0

I'd forget toasting and barbeque instead - some nice relish and you're sorted!

2006-11-01 07:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by pianowez 3 · 0 0

What did the little GP ever do to warrant this death sentence? You'd be far far better off toasting the neighbours cat, or indeed all cats. Roast them, fry them, toast them, boil them, just get rid of them.

2006-11-01 07:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 2 1

get a mr george forman. there excellent.

2006-11-01 07:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0 0

I prefer 12 inch long Sandwiches.a toaster I am not sure it depends what you like

2006-11-01 07:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by adoniespegasus 1 · 0 0

george forman, it will also get rid of the excess fat!

2006-11-01 07:57:10 · answer #8 · answered by up yer kilt ! 2 · 1 0

a lean mean grilling machine

2006-11-01 07:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by COYS! 2 · 0 0

george foreman, for sure!

2006-11-01 07:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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