2006-10-31 23:34:16 · 8 answers · asked by t 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
HERE LIES BURIED PIC BOTHA ALONG WITH APARTHEID.
2006-10-31 23:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've Never met A Nice South African - sung by Spitting Image
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.
2006-11-01 03:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man who never apologised for apartheid, The Groot Krokodil, on who refused to testify before the Truth and Reconciliation Commission, and declining a second opportunity to confess his apartheid sins to the National Prosecuting Authority this year.
Will he be missed? no.
2006-11-01 01:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by DolphinLami 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An honourable man in the situation he was in. He could have fought - like Israel does - with the blacks. Instead he quietly made a deal with the ANC to make the transition to a free country. Afrikaneers are proud people and have honoured their agreements with the black people.
2006-11-01 02:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Bob M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fondly
2006-10-31 23:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
By putting Eugen Terblanch in the J&B Mett..... :D
2006-10-31 23:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by GlacieredPyro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a narrow minded, bigoted old man.
2006-11-01 01:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by ElOsoBravo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why should he be remembered?
He is in a similar league to dictators like Hitler, Bush and Stalin.
2006-11-01 00:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋