2006-10-31 22:59:38 · 41 answers · asked by A1bear 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Why didnt you phone me first, to announce your arrival ?
2006-11-01 00:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Latin Techie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Maybe the old joke. He will say "I have come in peace" so you will say "you will come back in pieces". OK, I am just kidding... However I can give you some advice that words you will say is not enough. The way you stand, move, watch... There is many circumstances why he could feel embarrassed, with reservation or even with fear. It is a difficult art to be successful diplomat. I think the most important thing is to show that you can be polite and care about that someone needs. You have to make him relaxed and keep conversation about all and nothing. Actually no one knows if something can go wrong, but I think you will give the best of you...
2006-10-31 23:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Robert M Mrok (Gloom) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress nice we aliens like to meet people who are well dressed. Also don;t wear any perfume except Ralh Lauren we aliens love him.
The first thing you should say is that you love aliens and we are og a higher intelligence than the people of earth
2006-11-01 00:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LEAVE NOW MR ALIEN I BEG OF YOU!!!
Planet Earth is not all it's cracked up to be there's cancer, the flu and the common cold. If that doesn't scare you someone might run off with your wife. Kids are cheeky, You might end up living in the slums instead of the suburbs. Their are natural disasters and everyone hates nearly everyone else. But through all these things the true horror the true horror is too horrifying to even mention.
the horror is moustaches.
2006-10-31 23:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually saw a silver saucer shaped craft a few hundred feet up. it was mind controlling people telling them to go on down the road in there cars. nice day, blue Sky's and it was right there, no one noticed but me, I pulled the car over. I took a mind control course once, but anyway, if you meet one, he will probably be in control of most of your thoughts, for real, I am telling the truth.If I had my gun. I would be letting it talk for me.,I do not like them.
2006-11-01 01:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 things, 1st. If you are here to take people for food, take the illegal aliens, they will taste great! I love Mexican food! 2nd. If you have to probe my a**, could you at least use some lube? I hear it really hurts the next day!
2006-11-01 00:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The alien may not necessarily be able understand you. However if it did, say something along the lines of:
This planet is over populated and filled with whiners. Go home.
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2006-10-31 23:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Renee 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi Mork.
2006-10-31 23:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by TODSHISHLER 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i knew you were coming i"d ave baked a cake and oh by the way could you help me slacken the straps on this wrap round jacket thanks
2006-11-01 21:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by celtic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want a cup of tea? You must be thirsty after all that travelling.
2006-10-31 23:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by Rudebox77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋