2006-10-31 21:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well this is a "fine mess" you've gotten us into! I feel like such a "butthead" when I run into questions like this and can't think of a thing to say. But your questions are like the "daily special" at the diner! I can't resist them. If I weren't such a "devout athiest" I'd worship you! But let me just say on the "front end" that there is a "100% chance" that I just adore you "inside and out." If I could "home school" my kids and stay on this computer answering your questions all day long I would. Yep, that's about the "long and the short of it." But if I were to do that, I would be quite the "ignorant professor." Life might be "incredibly dull" living on this computer day in and day out. So we'll do away with the "hypothetical situations" and just say that life is good as is! "Good Grief!" Look at the time! I'm only "half dressed" and it's time to go to work. I better get off this computer and go act like a "genuine imitation" of a true teacher!
(btw..... I so hope you didn't mind the "explicit innuendo" above!)
2006-10-31 22:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol this might not play in the States, where it seems you genuinely do have people coming in from outside in order to blow you up, but over here in the UK, it seems we grow our own terrorists - everyone who's tried to blow us up recently was a domestically-grown individual. That being so, I get a real kick out of us trying to use the phrase "Homeland Security" with something approaching a straight face.
Come to think of it, what the hell is a straight face? Probably not an oxymoron as such, but one heck of an odd looking face, that's for sure...
2006-11-01 18:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you'll understand this, but my favorite oxymoron is:
Man, I feel like a woman.
Well, on second thought, it may not be my favorite oxymoron, just my favorite mood.
2006-11-01 23:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My five favorites in ascending order:
Conventional wisdom
religious right
compassionate conservative
Fox News
Gyorzxk's 360 page (sorry, I saw MnotG giving you crap for this, thought I'd dogpile).
2006-11-02 05:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honest Politician....
2006-11-01 21:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My old man is a biker so guess mine, yep it's Hell's Angels!
2006-11-01 06:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
government worker
2006-11-01 05:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How am I going to compete with that? ^
2006-11-01 15:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋