Does the operation you have to have to become a motor cyclist hurt, and does it take long to get over? You know, the one where you have to have your brain removed.
2006-10-31 21:38:03 · 27 answers · asked by Ray P 4 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
sure it does!(not) as much as it did for you to think of this question! LMAO weirdo!
2006-10-31 21:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by princesssp8 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Bloody Ha.
Sadly as ones brain decays the ability to correctly react to changing situations declines and forces motorcyclists to become drivers, initially through the winter, then all year round.
Some less intelligent persons never have the spare brain capacity to sucessfully ride motorcycles, especially the ability to see events in slow motion in high risk situations such as high speed..
Other riders such as myself suffer accidents, mine not traffic related, which make Motorcycling uncomfortable of impractical.
Do not forget Britains last World Champion Grand Prix Car Driver, Damon Hill was and probably still is a keen motorcyclist.
2006-11-03 23:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No no no, you've got it wrong. CAR drivers have their brain removed secretly when they pass their test. MOTORBIKE riders have an operation to put the brains back in, so they are more switched on to the antics of idiotic car drivers.
I've had 6 non fault accidents, 4 in my car, 2 on my bike (one which wrote the bike off). All six accidents were caused by other car drivers (All men, 35-45 year olds).
2006-11-04 14:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Bandit600 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having your brain removed does not hurt at all, at the time of removal you are having an autopsy performed. This is because some ar**hole of car driver(probably someone just like you) will not be doing what they should, which is watching the f***ing road for bikers. Can we meet some day where I can offer my hand and shake you warmly by the throat.
Mind how you go.
2006-11-01 06:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Fact 1.
Bikers are more aware of the environment, and conditions around them.
Fact 2.
Bike suffer less breakdowns on average to cars.
Fact 3.
90% of accidents between cars and bike, tend to be the cars fault
Fact 4.
1 hour by car or 15 Min's full of fun to and from work.
Fact 5.
At least we had a brain, you were just born stupid.
2006-11-03 18:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's your answer. Get a motorbike and break the law as much as you want, because the police can't catch you and it's everybody elses fault when they are involved in an accident. Although about 5% of car drivers make mistakes, it's a well known fact that for motor cyclists it's the other way round, 5% are good riders the other 95% think the law doesn't apply to them. Drive near Kirkby Lonsdale on a Sunday and you will be overtaken on blind bends, double white lines and anywhere else they feel like it. Motor bikes aren't dangerous, but most of the riders are! Of course we mustn't say anything against them must we, or as has been mentioned we will be physically attacked. They, of course can say what they like about car drivers.
2006-11-01 07:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by g4vkeuk02 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hey Ray Pea-Brain,
I'm sure that's your real name. For "you" to have the operation all you have to do is push with both hand, one one each ear toward the center of your head and I'm sure your brain will pop out like a zit, such as you are.
Your time would be better spent watching your relatives on the Jerry Springer show or cleaning your trailer!! Try not to think, I'm sure it's painful!
Tell your mom to shut the computer off now and have her brush your tooth!
2006-11-01 13:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You only need to have your brain removed if it is defective, like yours. People who ride motorcycles enjoy life! They like the open road, the wind in their faces, the solitude of being wrapped up in the sounds of the engine and the wind. The views from a motorcycle are better than those from a car. Why is it people like you think it's OK to make rude comments like the one made here? I guess free speach is really guaranteed in this country. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read it in english, thank a soldier!
2006-11-01 12:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by viclioce 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The operation actully hurts less to become a cyclist than the one you had to remove your testicals so that you could be a chicken **** cager.
2006-11-01 09:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by dreamwever4u2 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously confusing motorcyclists with Out laws and Hells angel type of people, you should get to know some REAL motorcyclists some of us are nearly human.
2006-11-01 12:40:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
... and then your brain is replaced by a much more intuitive one, which can process information at 100 times the speed. It also means you can immediately recognise your superiority to other road users, avoid police fines, get everywhere in a quarter of the time and have such fun accelerating at speeds the common car driver could only dream of. You get to see over hedges, nip past slow moving traffic, pay £60 a year in road tax, always be able to park (for free), never pay congestion charging, never wait in traffic queues, enjoy a real sense of camaraderie from fellow riders, and always arrive at your destination with an exhilarated and smug feeling that hopeless little t*ssers like you can barely imagine.
2006-11-01 05:55:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 1⤋