I'm super confident and extremely comfortable with my body, and yes that includes my flat chest. However a friend of mine have recently started making fun of them, for example "hey i can see you mozzy bite ****". I guess she thinks it wont hurt me anyway but it's getting annoying. What kind of comeback can I throw at her next time she mention something like that again?
2006-10-31 21:08:17 · 14 answers · asked by Xonja 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Reply with... Hey, I can have a boob job and make them look better, what are you going to do about your face. OR
Yes, my **** are small, certainly smaller than the one growing on your head. OR
My pretty face over compensates for my small breasts. Your larger breasts over compensate for your ugliness.
Sorry, they are a bit lame, but if you re-word them to suit you, you might find them helpful.
2006-10-31 21:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your friend that a mole's hill is better than a mountain. In case a person with big boobs have to do an operation and remove one breast, how do you think they will be - one side up and one side down. But for flat ****, you will not be able to make the difference out. - So better small than big.
2006-10-31 21:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by sand 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always say to people that my breasts will never sag as I am flat chested as well and the reason they will never sag is because they have no where to go. Be proud of you small breasts as I am now 44 years old and my breasts (or so my husband who is a bit biasd says) are the same as they were when I was twenty. The skin is a bit older but the boobs havent gone anywhere. Where a lot of the women who had those large boobs and are now my age wear theirs around their belly button. So just say to those women, 'Mine will never sag as they have nowhere to go, what about you?'
2006-10-31 21:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ignore her. If you "bite" at her catty remarks, then you are playing right into her hands; that's what she wants. Or you can really embarass her and ask: "do you think that's funny? because it's really not helping our friendship when you say things like that. I find it immature." I'd love to have a flat chest cause when you get older, the big ones will be down to your naval, believe me. Godloveya.
2006-10-31 22:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer all adult men like huge boobs even nonetheless women think of so.Myself i do unlike faux boobies.There no longer hassle-free.mom had small ones.She had 3 boys and a couple of females.guess Dad didnt care eather.you're what GOD made you.be satisfied who you relatively are.Its no longer what you're on the out area Honey.Its whats interior.in case you have a sturdy heart,you have the final.Dont permit every person fool you.Be who you're.And be satisfied.know your self.
2016-11-26 21:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the truth...tell her it's getting annoying, and tell her to stop. If she's a real friend, she'll understand. Don't try to throw a comeback because then it's never gonna end.
2006-11-01 03:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that most of the top model in the world has a flat chest but they still look beautiful and admire by so many people!
2006-10-31 21:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing is to ignoore the comments, the moment you react, they have won.
Besides, all sizes are nice, men only liking big boobs is a myth......so don't let it bother you......
Good luck!
2006-10-31 21:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Malc S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how you can get your brain to the size of a pea?
Pump it up!
P.S. What makes you think this person is your friend?
2006-10-31 21:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by Liz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least guys look me in the face when I'm talking.
2006-10-31 21:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋