A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
2006-10-31 20:41:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Hahaha! Good one.
2006-11-01 01:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by sue l 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny. 2 points
2006-10-31 23:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Merrick 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one!! Well I suppose the intended question is 'What happens next?' and the answer would be...
The cop drops down on his knees and takes the place of the missing gf...hehehe
2006-11-01 00:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's absolutely amazeratingly funny and ironic, the very same thing happend to me last night, well I think?, maybe? well I was drunk,well, maybe not.I m kind of drunky a little now so I will let Y'all go. say bye
2006-10-31 21:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was so embarrased with my coworkers
I saw your funny story at work, and I LOL, and they new I was not working (they do the same)
THANKS
2006-11-01 00:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by bigonegrande 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1: What's this got to do with the gay/lesbian etc section then?
2: Where's the question?
2006-10-31 21:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very VERY good, i shall stick that one on my list and give you props when people i tell laugh!
cheers!
2006-10-31 20:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
where are you getting these from? they are funny. hasn't angel got a sense of humour, just be quiet woman, if you dont like, don't read
2006-10-31 20:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Point being?
2006-10-31 21:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thi is not gay so it is not funny
2006-11-04 05:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by __G___ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋