How should we punish internet spammers? Funniest answer wins.?

Question

Funniest, most original, creative answer wins. No holds barred: methods of execution, and descriptions of the circle in hell reserved for spammers are all fair game.

Answer 1

Easy, hook them up to an implant so they hear a TELEMARKETER 24/7 for the rest of their ( short ) lives.

They will go to the NINTH circle of Hell. Just like Lawyers and Politicians do.

Answer 2

Lock them up for 5 years and feed them nothing but Spam sandwiches whilst playing them the Monty Python "Spam" song on full volume.

Answer 3

Tie them to a chair, in an all white room, bright lights with a big screen TV that show NOTHING but commercials, and bland infomercials, no human contact until they beg, promise to find another way to spend their wasted time.

Answer 4

Give them a lifetimes ban from computers and make them eat spam all day everyday till they disappear.

Answer 5

for every spam they send the get 2,000 sent back to them along with 20 pop ups a minute

Answer 6

Mine is: I fell in love with a he-she because someone presented me 100000000000 money My sisters is: I ate the president because it develop into the right aspect to do. My brothers is:I hugged a penguin because someine presented me 100000000000 money My acquaintances is: I hugged a penguin because im warm.

Answer 7

Make them read every singe email they sent from start to finish in detail whilst slapping them with spam.

Answer 8

They should all be spammed to death!
Kind of like stoning but with the choppped meat from a can!

Answer 9

They should be given thousands of yahoo answer points. After they get the point they would be so guilty of getting the points that they would post more then usually.

Answer 10

Put them in an electric chair then cover them in spam before electrocuting them. They will die with an appropriate smell...