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What are some of the best come on lines you have ever heard in your life? Humor and sarcasm are most welcome. Watch your language, not only will I catch it, but yahoo will not display it.

2006-10-31 16:37:30 · 8 answers · asked by benzhowz 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

8 answers

Do you have a quarter? I promised I'd call my mom when I found love

2006-10-31 16:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by Kool_Kermit 2 · 1 2

I was at come coffe shop with this guy and when he took a sip of his coffee he said "Ow!" so I asked him if he coffee was too for him and he said "No, but I think you might be"... needless to say that was the last time ever I saw the guy, lame come-ons aren't one of my turn-ons.

2006-11-01 00:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by IceyFlame 4 · 0 1

The cheesiest line I have ever heard was these:

are you from tennesee? bc your the only ten-i-see
or
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

2006-11-01 00:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by maddy 3 · 0 2

Okay, be prepared for the cheesiness!

Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart!

Yeah, REALLY cheesy, I know.

2006-11-01 00:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy 2 · 0 2

worst one was, "Hello, my name is _____. I really adore your car. Would you like to go for a ride." The guy unfortunately was laughed at in the face...LL.

2006-11-01 00:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by italliansweety67 5 · 0 2

ima guy dude thats wierd

2006-11-01 00:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by wierdow 1 · 0 3

no, i would be pleased and find something attractive on you to praise you with.

2006-11-01 00:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

"Did you clean those pants with Windex? 'Cause i can see myself in them!"

2006-11-01 00:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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