Someone just asked what shoe would be on your wishlist. Then she pulled it while I was answering. All that work for nothing!!!
Well, here is the answer I had:
The right one... a number 765 New Balance 9EE sneak to match the left one.
I've looked in the kitchen, the bathroom, under the beds.... heck, I've even checked the produce keeper in the refrigerator... all to no avail... I hate hoping around the house on one shod foot....
Have you seen it?
So if you've been similarly frustrated, feel free to put your answers here. I would prefer you keep them not too off-color, political and/or religious. Just fun!
2006-10-31 16:19:55 · 15 answers · asked by R S 2 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
BOY... so far all but one of you people are REALLY GOOD!!!!
2006-10-31 16:30:03 · update #1
No, you're not pregnant. You've been abducted by an alien who finds you too thin by today's athletic-magazine standards, and is punishing you for deliberately vomiting your last three birthday's cake and ice cream. Get off the washing machine, mow the carpet and vacuum the lawn like your mother told you! There's a good puppy...
If your kids aren't listening to you, forget the time out crap. GET A BULL HORN and make like Ty Pennington when he HASN'T had his Adderal. Does ABC really expect us to believe that they design, contract, permit and build a new house for a family of blind-autistic people who were dumb enough to buy a house and not put fire insurance on it in a WEEK?
The old GEICO ads definitely were much better, although I'd like to see a sequel in which the squirrels get pinned to a pine stump by a Mitsubishi Fuso box-truck carrying a load of ground buffalo meat to a Shriner's barbeque in downtown Kennebunk. DEATH TO GECKOS!!!!!!!
And no, you can't get famous by singing along with Justin Timberlake's last music video, although it is perfectly likely that you will acheive a happier life by kicking the door jamb REAL HARD with your right big toe...
OH!!! THERE'S your other shoe!!!
2006-10-31 17:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Angela M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I regret to inform you i ate your shoe!! my dream shoe would be all white jordan retro 4 b/c they are sold out nation wide in my size a 4 1/2 ...if only my feet wernt so small....sigh....thats why i ate your shoe in hopes that eating shoes bigger than my feet my feet would grow any suggestions for me lol!!
2006-10-31 16:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I have not seen the shoe, but you have an awfully wide foot. Have you ever tried to shoe flies.
2006-10-31 16:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by dkf2222 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait for George W. Bush to get out of office yay!!! I do hope that there won't be someone worse. If I find myself missing George Bush I will simply dig a hole and bury myself.
2006-10-31 16:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ugh, i know what you mean! i get a question where i think 'i could really contribute a good answer to this' and you spend all this time typing out your excellent answer, and then POOF! they've deleted the question!
i hate that too, but i can't think of any ones that i've had recently.
2006-10-31 16:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm holding your shoe for ransom. Send US50,000,000 to me NOW or you'll never seee youir shoe alive again.
2006-10-31 17:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I caught it in my fishing net. It gave me three wishes but I thought that a bit too contrived so I threw it back... (sigh)
2006-10-31 16:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by psicatt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woof woof woof woof woof! Bark bark! Woof!
That is what you are hearing from your dog.
"Excuse me sir, but will you please take me outside. I have an enormous turtle-head poking out and it's not the kind I'm fond of licking."
That is what your dog is actually saying to you.
2006-10-31 17:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just put the shoe on the other foot
2006-10-31 16:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
she is wearing odd shoes 1 of them yours
2006-10-31 16:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋