would you welcome me.I will promise not to suck any blood from YOUR family.members necks
2006-10-31 16:06:51 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Bt way of introduction. My title is Lord Vladimeior. high consel of the eternal order of Vampires
2006-10-31 16:32:36 · update #1
Your story interests me, would you be so kind as to give me your name, address, and general description. I will pay you a visit so you don't have to travel so far. Trust me, what I will do will be for your own good.
On an off subject, its comforting to see others have taken up my trade of hunting. I give all you hunters a pat on the back, but just one warning... Stay the hell out of my territory, and don't get in my way.
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2006-10-31 17:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Seraphis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool! I think it would be great to have a vampire next door, then when my kids fall and scrape their knees, you can come lick off the blood and I don't have to see it! I hate the sight of blood!
2006-10-31 16:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Torri P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a vampire hunter go ahead move in next door to me it makes my work easier
2006-10-31 16:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by The gr8t alien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd fit right in. Mummy lives on the other side and the Werewolves across the street.
2006-10-31 16:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you promise to turn me into a vampir yes.
2006-10-31 16:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by Star Eyed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't get through the yard. I have too many Christian things around my yard (angel statues and what not), not only that dude, I'm Italian...garlic runs through my blood.
2006-10-31 17:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Look out for the big crucifix on the door.
2006-10-31 16:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd shoot you with a silver bullet and drive a wooden stake through your heart, nothing personal though
2006-10-31 16:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is it for rent? I want to move in next door!
2006-10-31 16:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, I'm used to delusional people.
2006-10-31 16:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by Rageling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋