I have so many I can't choose one. "I caught you a delicious bass"
"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! Eat. Food. Eat the Food!"
"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
To uncle Rico: "Grandma called, she says you have to go home because you're ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."
Ha ha I love that movie. They're some of my favourites... what's yours?
2006-10-31 15:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I like your sleeves. They're real big.
2006-10-31 15:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by Christy H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Napoleon Dynamite: stay abode and consume each and all of the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that i've got been chatting on line with babes all day. besides, we the two know that i'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: considering the fact that while, Kip? you have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: attempt and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I pronounced come down right here and notice what happens in case you attempt and hit me.
2016-10-21 01:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by saggio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yeah, right. Everyone knows you have, like, the slowest reflexes ever." and then the doorbell rings and Napoleon slaps Kip and takes off for the door! OMG!
Also, "give me your tots!" "Get your own!"
"I like your sleeves.....they're real puffy."
My husband's is the "Gradma says you've got leave, 'cause you're ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!"
and let's not forget, "There's lots more where this came from, if you'll go to the dance with me. Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite."
Oh my gosh! There are so many......okay, I have to go watch that movie again! I cannot control myself when I watch it; I laugh through the WHOLE THING!
2006-10-31 16:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by MissNeen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! Eat. Food. Eat the Food!" its hilarious
2006-10-31 15:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-"Your mom goes to college"
-"Tina come get some ham!!!"
-What's that? "A Liger. It's a cross between a Lion and a Tiger, probably my favorite animal"
-"We both know I'm training to become a cage fighter"
-"Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been online chatting to hot babes all day"
~~I think ALL the Napoleon quotes are good!!! ~~~ They are ALL funny!!!
2006-10-31 15:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a huge fan, and i love all the quotes, but my top three would have to be: "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"Gosh..lucky! "Don't be jealous that i've been chatting online with babes, all day!
2006-10-31 16:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Desert Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Napoleon: "Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. "
Kip: "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. "
Napoleon: "Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. "
Kip: "Try and hit me, Napoleon. "
Napoleon: "What? "
Kip: "I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. "
LOL, best movie ever!
2006-10-31 16:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by xGreySkies_N_Rosesx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tina..Come get some Ham!
Do the Chickens have large Talons?
2006-10-31 15:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by Hovis1974 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."
2006-11-01 08:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the one where he says something about friggin' tater tots. and where he's talking about the lip gloss or something. i don't remember the exact quotes. i have only seen the movie once.
2006-10-31 15:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋