2006-10-31 14:03:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
The song clearly states that "you can dance if you want to" so it is obvious that by dancing, you are taking the risk yourself and therefore holding the songwriters free from blame for any injuries sustained.
2006-10-31 14:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Oliver1010 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You haven't the hope of a hook to hang your hat upon legally!
(have you got one--a hat I mean?)
Men Without Hats aren't liable to pay for even one bottle of Aleve.
Recall the lyrics: "... the night is young and so am I ... I can act like an imbecile ... "
So I'm guessing if you recall the song and the dance moves you are not really all that young and you'll have only the promise of the lyrics "Everything'll work out right".
2006-11-01 15:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by metronome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time try doing the Neutron Dance instead.
2006-10-31 22:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by BoomChikkaBoom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this means what I think it means (moderate chafing of the penis due to excessive masturbation), you are on your own.
If you were doing the 'Bone Dance' I'd have some advice for you.
2006-11-01 04:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were at work, just deal with it quietly, the bureaucrat paperwork of incident reports, workman's comp, filings, OSHA crap will suffocate you. Just take some Advil and fohegtdaboutit.
2006-10-31 22:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you said if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of yours so you're kinda at fault for being alone when it happened.
But I would say just punching someones parked car and walking off does the trick for me.
2006-10-31 22:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Js_5 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
class action suit against men without hats.
2006-10-31 22:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by list 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a slip & fall lawyer.
2006-10-31 22:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by STIFLE IT LIBS 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better contact OSHA.
2006-10-31 22:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋