whats a good scary story to tell on halloween night?

Answer 1

slowly I opened my light bill...................then I passed out

Answer 2

A man walks into a hotel says I need a room. The clerk says we no vacancy. At this the man says please I am so tired can't you find anything. Clerk says Well I have this one room it's haunted nobody ever stays there. I'll take it. So he goes to bed a little while he hears some sounds in the distance. so he gets so scared he leaves. Then a second guy comes to the hotel; the same thing happens and he leaves in the middle of the night.A 3rd guy comes asks for a room. We are full except for the haunted room.I'll take it says the guy. when he gets to bed he hears sounds off in the distance. so he gets up and looks around the room,couldn't find anything.Then he goes turd the bathroom and hears singing real faintly... so he goes into bthrm. still hears faint singing. He looks around..then he opens the toilet lid and there are flys floating on a turd singing ..when the log rolls over we will all be dead!