Monster Bash by Bobby 'Boris" Picket
and this is how it goes...
All the authors got together, fate one night
To have a costume party, here at Amiright
Over at the bar, could not believe my eyes
Phil was Captain Morgan, Guy was shaking up Mai Tai's
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( It was a bash) It was monster bash
( A monster bash) It was a website smash
( it was a bash) great costumes with flash
( It was a bash) It was an authors bash
Over at their thrones, their costumes really killer
Sat king Malcolm Higgins and queen Royce Miller
And upon the dance floor, all were grooving of course
I saw a little Smurf, dance with a guy named Mr. Horse
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(it was a bash...)
I the center of the fest, there sat, a blinking pumpkin
The electric slide was lead, by Rick and Mari Duncan
The Room Full of Monkeys, were stepping left to right
And even Johnny Jenkins, rocked it, into the night
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( It was a bash...)
Mike Pacholec was sporting, a Yankee uniform,
Bill Tong attended, as box of popped corn
Even Jeff Ruben, was all made up in football garb
He stopped to get a Happy Meal, 'cause he was really starved
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( It was a bash...)
A choir robe was worn, by Ada-gio (Pat)
The Florio's were a pimp'in, and sporting top hats
Some gal's, we're not fimilar with, were looking kind of slinky
We figured out... they're with Spaff, the icing on his Twinkie
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( It was a bash...)
STG and Ethan, came far away from school
Jim, Steve, Bubba, Daddy Watt and Rice Cube,
MooRocca, Jan & Fitu, were not in keeping with climate
All of them in getups, of Gilligan's Island
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( It was a bash...)
Claude was looking funky, with a bright red fez
Of course, the happy clown, was Bob Gomez
And there were all the young ones, drinking Coca Cola
TJ, Leb and Static moshed with, T Marie and Emi-loca
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( It was a bash...)
Now we have two Johnnys, and I don't mean loos
One is into pop, and the other's into blues
One is classic rock, the other's heavy metal
One Johnny has a "D" and the other's name is Ghetto
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( It was a bash...)
Now don't you all fret, we did'nt make a slip'in
We could'nt do this tune, without Merry and Pippin
Oh what are they wearing?... Is it soft and supple?
Won First Prize costume, the Invisible Couple.
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( It was as bash...)
Floyds Garage dressed, as great big wrecker
Treated to some Stones tunes, by Charlie Decker
Of course it not a party, without a great M C
In a pinstripe zoot suit, webmaster Chucky G
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( It was a bash...)
All the rest were Greasers looking like the 50's
And we even had a few, Cheech & Chong hippies
They all looked really cool, they even brought a stash
Diva & the Wild Man, were dressed as biker trash
( It was a bash ) It was A MONSTA BASH!
( A monster bash ) It was a WEBSITE SMASH!
( It was a bash ) Great costumes with FLASH!
( It was a bash ) It was the AUTHORS BASH!
2006-10-31 19:50:16
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answer #2
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answered by Sabine 6
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We never sang songs for Halloween in school, but we paraded our costumes in front of different classes, got treats, and did Halloween crafts.
2006-11-01 00:02:38
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answer #3
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answered by sweet_leaf 7
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