Where would you look if you wanted to find your virginity?

Question

I would look on my parents' davenport. Although if I really wanted to find it I'd have to turn the third cushion from the left over for dubious reasons.

Answer 1

Kmart.

Answer 2

If I were to go looking for it, it would be but a stain on what was an already filthy mattress and spread from a room in a flea-bag motel that doesn't exist anymore.

Considering how much I wanted to loose it and how difficult it was accomplishing the goal, I can't imagine myself ever going looking for it again.

It was an exercise of will, perseverance, and a considerable lapse of class and taste considering my choice of partners was concerned. In fact, the only redeemable quality that she possessed was that she would let the teenage amateur that I was hop around on her in what I am certain was anything but sexy, graceful, or enjoyable for about 45 seconds.

Answer 3

In the backseat of an 70's model Javelin right off the dealer's floor. Yes it was paid for.

Answer 4

I lost mine about 8 years ago and I have been looking for it ever since!!! :)

Answer 5

Hi llike your question. It made me stop and wonder...

and you know what?

It's not far from me. Wifey is just a step way.

You have a nice day.

V.

Answer 6

I found mine where I left it, on the couch! You just have to retrace your steps

Answer 7

i lost mine 3 times this week

Answer 8

Up my a** hole cos thats the only virginity I still have!

Answer 9

I would have to go back in time first then look in my back yard

Answer 10

I would have to be looking in the distant past.