what is the funniest thing you've ever experienced? made you laugh so hard you cried funny?

Question

some of my favorites were an older lady in front of us in church coughing trying to cover the fact she was farting, but she had the timing off.
one of my brother's swaying like ray charles while we all held hands singing the our father in church.
& one brother looking at the other in the shower (they were little) and asking him "where your d*ck at?"

Answer 1

This may be a 'you had to be there' thing:

Playing D&D; my character, coincidentally named Bellemai...a druid, and another character, simple magic user (we thought) named Jeanette, who had a mule (the mule isn't important, just thought I'd put it in) were exploring a cave with another character named personified by one overbearing jerk (whom I happened to be dating)...note is passed to the DM (don't know if that is legal, but it's how we played it) accessing 'trip' spell; we roll ...OJ trips, -10 hp; we pick up the rope, a signal is given; we roll... OJ trips, -10 hp... on and on, until we've nearly killed his character J&I both laughing fit to hurt ourselves... DM and Jeanette had to leave (husband & wife team). OJ remains for postmortems on the game. He's furious, cursing the DM for randomly taking his points away... I let him rant for about 20 minutes, finally said, Oh, man, this is tooooo good to let go! It wasn't Steve, it was ME and JEANETTE! We used her rope and my trip spell. Did you just think there were about a thousand ropes laying around this cave....

He was so mad he left (one good thing that happened) She and I still giggle and mutter 'trip spell' when we see him. He's the only guy I ever knew dumb enough to kill his cleric and then gripe because no one would heal him!

Answer 2

Watching Dane Cook Vicious Circle

and

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworthy,Bill Engvall,Larry The Cable Guy,Ron White

Answer 3

hi Alberich! properly, the funniest anecdote i've got heard is in basic terms 2d hand, i'm afraid, in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it became experienced via my maximum suitable pal, so i will promise you it particularly got here approximately. My pal (who's Estonian) became holidaying lower back in Tallinn some years in the past, and one nighttime, he attended a overall performance of Mozart's "Magic Flute." The overall performance became remarkable, the orchestra became outstanding...and not exceedingly, the aim industry became transfixed via the action on degree. yet my pal became mesmerised via what became occurring OFF-degree...apparently, unbeknown to the two members, there became an convey shadow play happening there in the back of the curtain - an X-rated "sub plot," in case you like...and all my pal could do became watch in horrified fascination! And to this present day, he nonetheless would be unable to understand why he became the only one interior the aim industry who observed! for particular, in recent times "The Magic Flute" evokes some particularly unorthodox institutions for him! Hafwen x

Answer 4

My daughter does this thing with her nose where she pinches her nostrils together and inhales really hard, so that her nostrils stick together. SOOOOOOO funny. It makes her look like Michael Jackson.

Answer 5

when my cuzin farted during a prare in church. It was loud! and STINkY!

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Answer 6

haha that farting one is funny

Answer 7

seeing Islamic pigs being tortured and force fed hot dogs pork hot dog . it was a riot when i was in iraq