2 men were walking home after a Halloween Party and decided to take a shortcut through a cemetary just for laughs.
Right in the middle of hte cemetary they were startled by a tip tap, tip tap..coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"You nearly scared us to death!" One of them exclaimed, "We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing out here so late at night?"
The old man replied "Those fools! They spelled my name wrong on this headstone!"
2006-10-31
08:10:38
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