Even if they were born here as human citizens first, then died and came back to life as the undead (after being bitten by a vampire before they became one). If a person who gets bitten, dies and comes back as a vampire, and he gets mail from the post office, would he mark on the letter, "Not here, Undead" as apposed to "Deceased, Return to Sender!" ?
2006-10-31
07:49:33
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ZORRO
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Society & Culture
➔ Mythology & Folklore
On the mail issue would their mail be put in the "Dead Letter File" at the post office?
2006-10-31
08:00:38 ·
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Probably..... just because it's the US government...
2006-10-31 07:57:39
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answered by boomer 2
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Good question, although the Research and Studies Institute of Oxford England proved that Vampires must not exist. Using a logirithmic math equation, they calculated that if one vampire did exist, and fed on one human per week, with the spreading of the vampire traits to all of it's new victims, that there would be no humans left on earth after just two years. If they were to eat only once a month, that would give us almost three years before they starved to death. Thusly if they did exist since the middle ages, then we would all be vampires, and truly dead.
2006-10-31 15:54:06
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answered by Anonymous
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There seem to many legal loopholes pertaining to vampires. Most tax and postal services are designed with the understanding that the dead will remain inactive. I'm sure that new legal precedents can be established as soon as a preponderance of activity from the decseased is noticed by the IRS or US Postal Service. (If it indeed exists)
2006-10-31 15:52:51
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answered by DonSoze 5
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Believe me if vampires existed and became public knowledge then they would become subject to all the legal hassle as everybody else. INCLUDING taxes! Such as BITE TAX! Blood Tax. Vampire Policing fees. Blood test fees. Vampire IDs and HIV Status updates and anything else lawmakers can think of to get money!!!!!
2006-11-01 21:55:45
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answered by goldenkhalil 5
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If they are a US citizen, then, yes, taxes will be expected to be paid on their part, but I'd pay to watch the IRS people try to collect it in person. As for the rest, that depends on whether or not they want to receive mail or not.
2006-10-31 15:55:54
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answered by Deus Maxwell 3
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Blood money! Count Chockula adds a lot of tax money to US coffers.
2006-10-31 15:54:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, our congressmen are all blood-sucking parasites anyway. They pay as little taxes as possible, but still wind up paying a little.
2006-10-31 15:52:06
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answered by Privratnik 5
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it would depend on if they wanted to or not... suh as if they didnt want to and had some one come collect they could charm out of it or make the individual forget to collect... you look into their eyes an get lost...
2006-10-31 16:03:17
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answered by jeans0079 3
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Thats a stupid question, everyone knows that vampires are not real. I mean i hope everyone doesn't believe in them.
2006-10-31 15:58:40
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answered by spikey200maximum 3
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I think they have to pay the death tax, and that is it.
2006-10-31 15:51:23
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answered by Jon C 6
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