God forgive me, I would change all men into women for an undetermined amount of time (perhaps if I WERE God, I would know how long) so that they could experience what it feels like. Then I would make all humans unisex (with the capability of mating like snails do, so during the mating process you're both and you both get pregnant). Perhaps, finally, we could have some peace on earth. Sounds far fetched I know, but hey, it's Halloween so the imagination is flowing.
And please don't get me wrong. I'm not a manhater. I just would like the playing field to be truly equal.
2006-10-31 07:30:42
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answer #1
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answered by girlfriend 3
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Is my answer limited to one thing?
1. Tunnel vision.... ever ask your husband to get you something, and after you tell him exactly where to get it he still just comes back and says "I can't find it" so you have stop the 3 things you're already doing, and walk to exactly where you told him it was and get it? God forbid they have to alter their line of vision, or move something out the way.
2. Their constant need to fix your problems.... Sometimes we just need to talk about what frustrates us. We dont' need you to sort out the argument we had with our mother, or to advise us on how to handle our boss, or to tell us what we should have said to some idiot who felt us up while were in line at the grocery store... we're just letting off steam guys!!!
3. Their inability to multi-task. Women can cook, do dishes, talk on the phone, help kids with homework, pack tomorrows lunches, fold laundry and balance the checkbook all at the same time. Men can't eat a hamburger and watch TV without getting ketchup all over the couch.... geeeeeesh.
4. Their constant insistance that you're completely stupid. I know what a hammer is for, how to put gas in the car & check the oil, I'm capable of starting a lawn mower and turning on the garden hose WITHOUT help,... and I learned units of measurement a LONG time ago....... and that is NOT 8 inches!!!!
2006-10-31 15:40:21
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answered by just_me3575 3
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Why change anything...why not get to know the person before you give them your heart or your body!! And them u wont have to change anything
2006-10-31 15:23:59
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answered by mrcc33 1
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I don't care about men - I care about my husband and there isn't anything I would change about him.
2006-10-31 15:21:07
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answered by Rachel 7
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i would change the way they look at women and the way they treat women. I would change their perspective on things by changing their attitude. I would also let them know that they should treat women like the queens we are. (equal to equal)
2006-10-31 15:18:35
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answered by Kidd 2
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it depends if they are macho men i would change their feelings to be more sympathetic....if they are too mushy i would change them to be more masculine... and most of all if i could change anything i would make men have a menstruation cycle...ladies tell me you agree.
2006-10-31 15:38:07
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answered by Gemini P 2
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i am a man but if i could change anything about myself to make my wife happier i would change me for another man?
2006-10-31 15:22:08
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answered by Anonymous
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the need of them feeling like they have to "fix" everything in a matter of speaking. sometimes men, we just need a listening ear instead of you always having to have an immediate solution for everything.
2006-10-31 15:23:56
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answered by Ruth R 3
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I wouldn't change a thing - that would take all the fun out of life! :)
2006-10-31 15:21:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Nothing; but it still takes two to make a couple work this out
2006-10-31 15:24:05
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answered by Pappa_Bear 3
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