First of all, I would make every Monday mandetory pajama day. What crazy laws would you want to pass?
2006-10-31 07:08:10 · 12 answers · asked by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Then I would legalize marijuana and tax the crap out of it. Like a 300% tax. Use that money for education. Oh yeah.
2006-10-31 07:19:57 · update #1
Then I would legalize prostitution. People are doing it anyhow and those bitches aren't paying income taxes! Plus, if we licensed people to prostitute themselves we could make sure they are std free, drug free and on birth control.
2006-10-31 08:22:34 · update #2
Free Beer Fridays.
2006-10-31 07:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I would cut the penis's off of all rapists and child molestors
2. I would give every Senator/Represenative in Congress, Capitol Hill, etc. a flat salary of $45,000 a year, and thats it.
3. I would make the Monday after the Super Bowl a national holiday-no work
4. I would extradite Paris Hilton over to North Korea
5. I would give everyone in the U.S. that is honest, and hard working $1 million each.
6. I would put Seinfeld back on the air
7. I would force Olive Garden to stay open 24 hours a day and offer delivery service
2006-10-31 15:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by diva 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I were president, I would get this country back on course of the capitalistic way and let freedom ring. Enough of the crying and winning. Someone wants something for free, move to another country.
2006-10-31 15:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by ffsotus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mandatory education and common sense for everyone,
Stop all 24 hour news channels and infomercials would bite the dust.
2006-10-31 15:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
seriously...
arrest ALL of the current administration
turn them over to the middle east for war crimes prosecution
remove us troops from everywhere and bring back to the us
declare a state of emergency
post troops at all us borders
shoot to kill anyone trying to enter illegally
divert all war money being spent overseas into repairing the united states
withdraw from the united nations and tell them all to go to hell
then if any other nation attacks the united states, completely destroy that nation and its entire population
its just time to stop screwing around and get serious about fixing and really protecting our own country
2006-10-31 15:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by stump jumper 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't know about any crazy laws, but if I were President of this Country we certainly wouldn't have ANY jail over crowding.
2006-10-31 15:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Regarding that Monday mandatory pajama day..
That would be limited to PJ tops or bottoms for girls...
Your choice...
2006-10-31 15:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would get rid of the drug dealers and all the stupid vote for me signs.
2006-10-31 15:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lost in Maryland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would ask women to wear nothing lol and i would try to bring peace to everyone in this country by making troops take everyones guns so the killing would stop and i would want to pick out 2 girls to stay with me everynight ahh being the president rocks
2006-10-31 15:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would give tax breaks to nudist
2006-10-31 15:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by steve c 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋