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Anyway, enjoy yet another example of why women are evil geniuses...

DIVORCED FATHER:
"When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."


DAUGHTER:
"O.K."


Later...


DAUGHTER:
"Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face."


DIVORCED MOTHER:
"Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father...... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face."

2006-10-31 07:03:48 · 19 answers · asked by Kathy S 2 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

19 answers

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! GOOD ONE>

2006-10-31 07:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by MomOf2Girls 4 · 0 0

LOL Excellent come back. But I'd feel sorry for the daughter, if it was a true story.

2006-10-31 15:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

now that is a good one... I would love to do that to my baby's daddy, but i guess since the paternity test proved he is the father it would be a little hard... LOL!

2006-10-31 15:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by DO IT! 3 · 0 0

The boredom is almost overwhelming.

The joke does not suggest genius, but it is amusing.

2006-10-31 15:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by jwb674 3 · 0 0

thats typical of a coniving thoughtless female

2006-10-31 20:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HaHa funny!

2006-10-31 15:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by nelly 2 · 0 0

Good one. You don't sound bored to me

2006-10-31 15:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by Alien 3 · 0 0

Lmao, that is good, I like her response.

2006-10-31 15:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0 0

You know my wife?

2006-10-31 15:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by Harley 2 · 1 0

that's pretty friggin' hilarious.

2006-10-31 15:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by comicalhazard 2 · 0 0

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