A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two slu*ts."
2006-10-31 06:44:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-31 06:45:07 · update #1
That is very funny,made my day!LMAO!!!!Thanks!
2006-10-31 06:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by happy1here♥ 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
funny
2006-10-31 15:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-10-31 14:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
-8
2006-10-31 14:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what a world
2006-10-31 14:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Hando C 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It is potentially a good joke, however in reality its a funny *** joke.. good one......
2006-10-31 14:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by bluffinalwayz 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes
2006-10-31 14:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Wite Out 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO!!! I'll take "reality" for $500!
2006-10-31 14:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not particularly...not really my style, and I've heard it before.
2006-10-31 14:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by cat person 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha clever lol....thats a funny one for sure
2006-10-31 14:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice!
(damn them sluts!)
2006-10-31 14:47:35 · answer #11 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋