i am writing a manifesto for the school presidency and i cant do it, please please help me. It would be very much appreciated, and i forgot 2 say 10points for the best manifesto, and kisses for the best lookin person who answers, (girls only for this bit) im so funny, lol. um seriously please please help me as i have 2days 2 write 100words as to why i should be student union president and i have no clue what to write apart from that i was captain of my football team and that i am Cypriot. Help
2006-10-31 06:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
All you have to say is this: If elected President, I promise to perform community service in the form of having sex with an ugly and fat liberal chick once a week, so she can say she dated a football player once.
2006-10-31 06:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by michael_shake_fox 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you need to be honest with yourself & think that maybe if you can't write your own manifesto, can't write 100 words (which isn't a whole lot) on why you want to be president or what your goals will be as president, and that your only qualification is that you were captain of your football team (I have no idea what a Cypriot is) - well - maybe you really shouldn't BE president, eh? You can you know that you want this if you have no clue what you'll even be doing?
2006-10-31 14:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by captain2man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another aspiring President who can neither read or write. It does seem that these shortcomings are not a hindrence to holding that office. A "Cypriot" is a person from "Cyprus", an island near the eastern end of the Mediterainian Sea.
2006-10-31 14:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dear, I sympathise with you being crap at writing stuff like this, but I honestly don't think anyone can write one for you. So, what are your reasons for wanting to become president? Just to be popular? Do you have an idea of what things you would change if you were prez? What things you would leave but expand on? Would you see if you could set up a tutoring program for slower gradeschool kids so high school kids could get credit for tutuoring? (HINT!!!) Would you organize community service volunteer opportunities for students (double hint). Here's something that really bothers me, as an old fart. I keep being asked to vote to increase school funds, and yet I don't see that kids are really interested in education. I drive by high schools, the litter is HORRIBLE. They treat the world like their personal trash can. I vote "no" on schools everytime, and until I see some student involvement to show their committment to education I will continue to vote no (triple hint). Would you get students to volunteer to get votes when it's time for school levy voting? If you have a clear enough platform, the writing will come easy.
I'm puckered up and waiting.
2006-10-31 14:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Caper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can understand writers' block. However, if this thesis you are supposed to write is a part of the qualifications to run for office, what you are asking is unethical. If it had been a government office, it would be criminally illegal.
g,day.
2006-10-31 14:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by bob h 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...I think this guy definitely has a future in politics.
2006-10-31 14:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Pete Schwetty 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋