its funny answer but it contain knowledge ...friends best of luck
2006-10-31 04:09:21 · 23 answers · asked by vikky 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol -
a watch tells you what time to go
a wife tells you what time to come back (and don't the mik and bread on teh wway home, too )
2006-10-31 04:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old watch can b exchanged 4 the new one just by paying extra on it well cant b done incase of wife.
U can stop the watch but not ur wife.
2006-10-31 12:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by simple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you ask me its a funny question.
When a wath get malfunctioned - everything stops, but when the wife malfunctions - here you are its a begining of bad time for you.
One more - Watch posts you with the time and wife neds your time.
2006-10-31 13:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by zarar don 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIVE FUNNY QUESTION : TAKE FUNNY ANSWER.
(pun intended) : with due apologies to all the wives in the world.
WATCH ' WIFE
Stops working, when out of order.' Starts working when out of
; order.
values our time ' Wastes our time.
Guides our programme ' Controls our programme.
Tells when to go out ' Tells when to be back.
Sounds only when keyed ' Sounds alarms always.
Can be stopped any time. ' Cannot be stopped anytime.
Has no tongue ' Has very big tongue.
Has no brain. Accepts fact. ] Does not accept fact.
2006-10-31 12:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jagannath Nagoorkar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch if stops working can b changed but a wife cant b changed easily without a long procedure of divorce.
2006-11-01 05:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by misty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very to change/replace a watch but it is very difficult to change/replace a wife.
There is possibility that a watch will help you and serve you but there is possibility that a wife can hurt you and ask you to serve her.
2006-10-31 14:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time will show ur wife as mother, as wife as grandma,etc
watch is continue.. wife is not...
Both are important for life
Time will show u all type of status of your life
Wife will handle all that time or opp of that..
2006-10-31 14:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by Diya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife is not an asset. Are you married? What knowledge you are seeking in this comparison?
2006-10-31 12:47:58 · answer #8 · answered by ritu raj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to PURPOSEFULLY wind a watch up for it to go off!
A watch will tell you what time it is - a wife will tell you what time it is that you need to do this, that and everything else!
2006-10-31 12:16:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♫kanis.lupus♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a watch malfunctions, it stops. When a wife malfunctions, she's just starting.
2006-10-31 12:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by welches_grape_jelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A watch, even if broken, is right at least twice a day.
2006-10-31 12:13:35 · answer #11 · answered by Schlump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋