how do you become a werewolf?

Answer 1

Fill out this form and submit it in triplicate to the Society for Lycanthropes. You should hear back from them in 7-10 business days.

Or you could just get bitten by one or have a gypsy put a curse on you, I suppose.

Answer 2

You need not suffer from lycanthropy, the mental disease of werewolves, to become a wolfman. Below are some shortcuts to becoming a wolf.

Instructions
STEP 1: Sleep on the ground in an open field on a Friday night when the moon is full. Many Europeans who lived several centuries ago approved of this method.

STEP 2: Drink water from a wolf's footprint. Two hundred years ago, Balkan natives thought this act would surely help you grow hair and fangs.

STEP 3: Satisfy your thirst in certain magical bodies of water, although the whereabouts of these are unknown. If you find that discouraging, drink wherever wolf packs drink.

STEP 4: Transform yourself by eating a wolf's brains. Just follow the easy instructions listed in the Wicked Witch's Cookbook (author unknown).

STEP 5: Find a French priest and have him put a hex on you. Many incorrigibles were purportedly disciplined in this way in the centuries prior to the 1800s.

The following multistep method was once considered foolproof by many believers. Please, do not try this at home.
Instructions

STEP 1: Go on top of a hill where the full moon can shine upon you. Then at midnight, draw two circles on the ground: one 3 feet in diameter, surrounded by the second, which should be 7 feet in diameter.

STEP 2: Build a fire in the middle of the two circles and place a cauldron over it.

STEP 3: Add henbane, opium, hemlock, aconite, poplar leaves, soot and cooking oil to this steaming concoction.

STEP 4: If one or more of those magical ingredients can't be found at the grocery store, try mixing cowbane, sweet flag, cinquefoil, bat's blood and belladonna into the quagmire. Say a number of enigmatic incantations as the recipe boils.

STEP 5: Be creative, reciting things like, "Spirits of earthbound dead that glide with noiseless tread, be kind to me."

STEP 6: Remove your clothes and smear yourself from head to toe with the magic ointment. Make sure it's cooled.

STEP 7: Drape a wolf skin over your body, or maybe a wolf skin belt, three fingers wide. Kneel in the moonlight and come up with some more chants. Strike the ground with your head three times - and watch out for them silver bullets!

Answer 3

Honestly, you're playing with fire. Werewolves are not kind creatures towards humans. To even attempt to become one is the realm of the occult, your risk more than your humanity. To willingly become something like that, your soul could be at stake. I have no problem if you do, though, I'm looking for another skull for my trophy case... but for your sake, I suggest you find something else, because you'll only open up a whole can of worms. By the way, my going rate is $20,000 US dollars per head, and I am a very efficient hunter, more-so than any werewolf could ever be.
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Answer 4

Get bitten or scratched by one, obviously. I hope you aren't serious, though, because that would be rather pathetic. Please tell me you aren't like those people who think that they can cast spells and ride unicorns. They obviously won't get far in life, since they spend all their time fantasizing.

Answer 5

get bite by another werewolf du!

Answer 6

Zander, did your brain turn left when you turned right. I have to ask you why would you want or need such information.

Answer 7

you have to be bitten by another warewolf, on a night when there's a full moon.

Answer 8

I think there is a test you can take, to see if you can BITE the bullet.

Answer 9

Get bitten by one.

Answer 10

you have to get bitten