and by the way this is not my halloween costume THIS IS MY EVERY DAY FASHION GEAR............ TELL ME A GOOD HALLOWEEN JOKE OR SOMETHING SCARY
2006-10-31 03:46:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
BY THE WAY IF YOU HAVE NO JOKES OR ANYTHING SCARY JUST SAY ANYTHING TODAY IS TREAT DAY EVERY ONE NEEDS POINTS
2006-10-31 03:51:15 · update #1
What do rednecks do for Halloween?
Pump kin. (Hip thrusting motion implied)
HA HA!
2006-10-31 03:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Happy Halloween!!!!!!!
I have no scary stories well none that you would believe....where I live out on the reservation we have these things called "skinwalkers" if you want to see some thing scary. I suggest you come out and check it out. In Chinle AZ the Navajo Nation Reservation.....there's a Canyon....(Canyon De Chelly) and there's different look out points and there's one that's called Massacre Cave, if you go there at night you'll hear horse hoofs pounding against the rock, woman and babies crying, that's because that's what happened when the spanish invaded our territory and killed men and babies and took women as slaves. This is a true story never made it to "Ghost Hunters" because no one cares for the little ole "Indains" anymore ha ha but I tell you it's true.....Skinwalkers are Navajo Witches that study or perform "black magic" but yeah that's a little bit of history for ya!
2006-10-31 04:06:39 · answer #2 · answered by tamara_attson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite Halloween joke:
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''
''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.''
She responds, ''Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic.''
The cab driver is very excited and says, ''Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!''
The nun says ''OK, pull into the next alley.''
He does and the taxi driver fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ''My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?''
''Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.''
The nun says, ''That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.''
My kids' favorite Halloween Joke: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road......????
...because he didn't have the GUTS!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Happy Halloween!!!!
2006-10-31 03:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by LittleFreedom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Halloween!!
2006-10-31 03:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Angie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww thats so nice thanks! :P
This one of many of my favorite halloween songs
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everbody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don't we love it now?
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! [Repeat]
2006-10-31 04:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay--
What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
Answer: You look boo-tiful!
What do you do when a girl rolls her eyes at you?
Answer: Roll them back to her!
What did Frankenstein's monster say to him?
Answer: I fall to pieces!
What did the vampire say to his victim?
Answer: Your sacrifice will not be in... vein!
What did the werewolf say to the swamp thing?
Answer: Happy Howl-oween!
What did the mummy say to the Pharaoh?
Answer: Let's wrap this up... it's Halloween and I wanna get some candy! Trick or treat!
2006-10-31 03:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hear wailing and crying tonight, as you go house to house with 'Trick or treat' or as we used to do 'Apples or nuts' watch out, it might be the Banshee............
The Call of the Banshee.*
‘Tis the call of the Auld Banshee’ she said.
‘To tell us that someone who’s dear is dead’.
She crossed herself and bowed her head,
Then wandered off slowly to her lonely bed.
As she brushed her hair by the candlelight,
Her mind wandered back to the very first night,
When she saw by the forest, that horrible sight,
Of the Banshee wailing with wild delight.
She had lifted her dress and made a wild dash,
Through the small stream with many a splash,
The brambles that caused her that terrible rash,
While the thunderstorm roared with a frightening crash.
She reached the small cottage and found him dead there,
Slumped over slightly in his old armchair,
She whispered two Ave.’s, ‘Oh God, it’s not fair’.
While the Banshee wailed from her secret lair.
The call of the Banshee, so loud and shrill,
It echoes and sounds around the small hill,
While the rest of the world is peaceful and still,
She remembers that night and forever will.
Banshee: Gaelic – Female Fairy: In Irish folklore, she uses a broken comb to do her long black hair while she wails telling of a recent death.
2006-10-31 03:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's the wear in letting your daughter get exhilaration from herself? If God's so large he shouldn't deliver her to hell for going out along with her acquaintances and getting hyper off sugar! it incredibly is in basic terms a recreation and abit of exciting i think of you are able to desire to allow her circulate. If it incredibly is "devil's birthday" then the bible says to handle others as you will possibly decide to be dealt with and that i'm effective you will possibly want people happening your celebration! So perhaps the reason the devil is evil and **** is using fact no person is going to his events! and is not any longer Halloween meant to be the day previously some saints mass? im unsure the place it says interior the bible which you will no longer permit your babies gown up and get candy and experience incredibly ill and that i think of that no early existence is finished with out the halloween memories, so get exhilaration from depriving your new child of a early existence for no reason in any respect.
2016-10-21 01:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this dog and went round eating 3 people every halloween and one year it died and turned into a ghost nd didnt kill anyone but scared the beejeebus out of everyone BOO i can here hois bark now woof woof
-how was that? :)
2006-10-31 03:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the ratio of a pumpkin?
pumpkin pie!
how do you mend a broken jack o lantern?
with a pumpkin patch!
How come a Jack-o-lantern can't have a baby.
Because he has a hollow weenie
2006-10-31 03:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋