After the experimentation, removing of your brain and putting it back, you are asked by the aliens to give your full report on humanity. They want to know what makes humans tick. What would you say? How would you explain or generalize humans in one paragraph? If you had to sum up all of humanity’s history, what would you say?
2006-10-31 01:49:17 · 10 answers · asked by Batman has left the building 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
She, Just Me, Ang172, Parrothead: Enjoyed your answers some of them cracked me up. Thanks ladies.
2006-11-01 00:23:28 · update #1
Hm... I would say this probably:
Humans are very strange but simple creatures. Once you take away the makeup, clothes, modern technology, etc. all you get is a scared being trying to survive. I do think that humans are vicious in the way that no other animals can be, but I think that is because of our brain-- we have lots of time to think and the desire to be great (for some people, at least) is too strong. I would have to say that power makes humans tick. Lack of it, too much of it, wanting it... That is probably the causes of the wars, fights, arguments, etc. Take away power and you have a cowering human in the fetal position, crying in the corner.
Hope that explained it well enough but I'm not able to think that well right now because that just came from the top of my head and I'm in school... :-)
2006-10-31 03:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say that for the most part when humans are left to their own devices they are very selfish creatures. I would say that women were cursed being given men to build a life with. I would say that humanity is at most times very disappointing for me. Should I stop here ?? You know what they say, if you dont have anything good to say dont say anything at all.
2006-10-31 10:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell them that money & power play a huge role in the way the world around us works....Its not WHAT you know but sometimes WHO you know....Oh & I'd be mad as hell that they just took my brain out!!
2006-10-31 11:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by BooSha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know me and human behaviour,lol...i couldn't possibly do it in one paragraph...the aliens would get bored while i was waffling on for hours and decide to remove my brain again to cease my endless waffle...;0)
2006-11-01 08:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't come near us without MONEY! We are a highly shallow species!
2006-10-31 09:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by moloch2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men just want sex all the time . women are all bict*s at times
2006-10-31 12:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about the other humans.............Was that as good for you as it was for me??
2006-10-31 19:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by ang_172 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're here the same as you, so what's your trip?
2006-10-31 09:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by THE Jester 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive us. We know not what we do.
2006-10-31 13:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-10-31 10:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋