What is the best quote/line from any film?

Answer 1

I have two which i absolutley love,

Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. - Chopper

I have nipples greg can you milk me? - Meet the parents

Answer 2

Ewan McGregors monolgue at the end of trainspotting

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Or from same film

Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w**kers

Answer 3

I have a few ...
'the part of annoying talking animal has been filled' shrek 2
'I missed' daddy day care
'when I grow up and get married, I'm living alone' home alone
'just where I let you, not where I left you' pirates of the Caribbean
'OK first rule nobody throw any stones' 13 ghosts
'nobody can see the wizard not nobody not no how' wizard of oz
'my nose is froze, my toes is froze and my tails froze' 101 Dalmatians
'with great power comes great responsibility' spiderman
'I'll take my chances with him' x-men 2

Answer 4

In "One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest" when Nurse Ratchid won't let Jack Nicholson watch the world series on t.v. and he is trying to irritate her, so he starts making all this noise and acts like he is watching the game, but the t.v. is off, and he yells, "Somebody get me a friigin' weiner before I die!"

Answer 5

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest Gump

1994

Answer 6

I love this moment as other 100 million people:
-This is non-smoking building, Ms. Tramell,
-What you gonna do? Charge me with smoking
(From the Basic Instinct 1, Sharon Stone speech)

2) ...You'll be my footstool, and make my comments you'll lick the dog shiit from my boot hill (something like that)
-No thanks, I already have a wife (From dusk till dawn)

Answer 7

Jay's Rap lyrics
by Jay And Silent Bob


f*ck
f*ck f*ck
mother
mother f*ck
mother mother
f*ck f*ck
mother f*ck
mother f*ck noinch noinch noinch
one two
one two three four
noinch noinch
noinch
smokin weed smokin
wiz
doin coke drinkin
beers
drinkin
beers beers beers
rollin
fatties smokin blunts
who smokes the
blunts? we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts and
smokin blunts
uh...let me get a
free lyrics
nickel bag
fifteen bucks
little man
put that sh*t
in my hand
if that money
doesn't show
then you owe me owe
me owe
my jungle love oh eh oh eh oh i wanna
know ya know ya

Answer 8

it would have to be "the price is wrong *****!" from happy gilmore when we went to a taping of the price is right we actually got bob barker to say it during takes. it was hillarious

Answer 9

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii et spiritus sancti" ~ Boondock Saints

Answer 10

"Three times decorated in two world wars. I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls. You little scum bag!
-repo man