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what the hell's my problem.... i need help.... what next... hat and booties.... how would you comfort yourself in this situation?

2006-10-30 20:47:17 · 17 answers · asked by i like fried chicken 3 in Beauty & Style Fashion & Accessories

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lol... that's freaky... most chiks dont know how to knit... maybe u just need to do some many stuff like go to a gym and lift weights and hit on chics ...but if u like knittin for ur cat thats really cute and it just shows that ur not afraid to be in touch wit ur feminine side.. most men r really insecure when it comes to that .. and this hows that u aint ..

2006-10-30 20:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well its not like you are ordering Chinese food more than four times a week are you?? Thats the real test, my doctor told me once. If you are just click on a link somewhere to find out the problem. If that doesnt work, try to download some sort of updated version.

If all else fails, disable your firewall and get new credit card numbers. Its not like that costs alot but It can be as real waste of time, like making tuna salad or using ketchup packets. But don't get me started on that stuff or I'll really get going.

Perhaps you should knit booties as long as your invisible dog does not start pulling some tricks on the cat since he's now hanging around with those shady invisible people. Since that happened, you have to really think about who you can trust from now on and who you cannot. I reccomend a pad of paper, because you could always burn it later and break the pencil. But with that firewall down, I would not take too many notes on your computer or order any Chinese food over any phones until things clear up for you a little. A vacation would be a good idea.

You are in real trouble! I'm no expert but remember that alot of people work at a job and they can always drive their car to any post office that they choose. So as long as the postal system exists, you should have no problem getting yarn for your cat. If anyone gives you a hassle, let me know because I know alot of people who will do some pretty crazy things for a few Krispy Kremes.

2006-10-31 14:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 0 1

ha that's great! I love it

How are you going to find comfort? your cat is going to be expecting big things now, I say don't get too showy, go simple and work your way up to knitting that three piece suit for your cat. If you've done a scarf I think a hat is the best option, then gloves complete the set - would you need to knit four gloves for a cat or would the hind legs be booties or shoes?

2006-10-31 05:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by clairekell 2 · 0 0

While I am not too fond of cats, I think this may be the best thing I have ever seen on here! Are you available? Any man who can love a stupid cat enough to knit for it has to be a considerate lover! You don't need comforting- you need to knit some more. I recommend booties. It is an absolute riot to watch a cat try to walk with things stuck to its feet.


P.S. I like to sew small pieces of paper that I dye myself. That's pretty strange too, but it's relaxing and pretty. Plus, everytime I use them as gift tags, people want to know where they can buy their own.

2006-10-31 08:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by toolate 3 · 0 1

"Get thee to a strip club"! I don't think there is any way to comfort yourself for something like this. You specifically learned to knit so you could knit a scarf for your cat? O.k., now for some man to man stuff, sorry if it sounds harsh. Guys don't do this. Do not tell anyone else about this. If someone asks where your cat got the nifty scarf, here is what you say. "My crazy Aunt Clara knitted it". Leave it at that. Find somebody and start a poker night. Get into car racing. Surf on-line porn. "Find something man". I'm worried about you.

2006-10-31 05:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0 1

I think your cat must love you
and the scarf you knitted for it

Just remember Jesus loves you

2006-10-31 05:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by jan d 5 · 0 1

men were the ones that invented knitting it came from sailors and they would use whale bone for the knitting needles, hence the terms casting on and casting off
if you have an anger problem knitting is good for you

2006-10-31 04:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

How about you do what you want to and stop worrying about what others think? There's nothing wrong with liking to knit, even for men. Lest there would be no tailors.

2006-10-31 05:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3 1

There is nothing wrong with you. cats love scarves. They are not too fond of hats and booties would make them slip.

2006-10-31 04:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by purrley 3 · 3 1

Seems a bit strange but don't think about what others think. Make ur own decision.

2006-10-31 04:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Thilina Guluwita 4 · 1 0

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