(APOO) Fans of the University of Southern California football team, the "Troglojens", face mass hysteria, and possibly years of bi-weekly visits to local psychiatrists, after team suffers another loss.
"Uh, we've not seen this type of screaming idiocy, recently displayed by these emotional cripples, since the recent energy brown-outs, when southern Califorians had to physicall fan themselves, using brain cells they'd not used in over a decade", a knowledgeable dude stated.
2006-10-30 17:50:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
If you think it's bad now just wait until they lose to Cal and Notre Dame and finish the season with 3 loses. How does the Holiday Bowl sound to Trojan fans?
Hook'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-31 05:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Nuke Lefties 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No they will just stop playing rent on the players families houses to punish the kids.
2006-10-31 08:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!
Humility comes to Southern Calif-exico... maybe they didn't get their weekly cocaine shipment. But yeah, the USC fans do show a disproportionant level of angst, losing just one game. I know one mega fan, he killed his wife after his team's loss to Oregon State last Saturday. Figured somehow it was her fault, because the team couldn't do any wrong...
Losers, without a lesser score in a game to prove it, all of them.
2006-10-31 01:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋