2006-10-30 15:34:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Just humour me, play along and answer the question in the funny, light-hearted spirit which I intended this question to be. Lighten up. No serious "we are all equal" crapola, just make up something funny. Serious people who don't have a sense of humour will be reported.
2006-10-30 15:41:53 · update #1
One score and seven years ago, your fathers brought forth Incontinence, a new notion, conceived by Libertines and dedicated to The Proposition: All men, when procreating, are equal. But in a practical sense, we could not dissipate, we could not copulate, we could not wallow on this ground.
It wasn't yet fitting and proper that we should do this.
We did then slyly resolve that this nation should have no dearth of lewd freedom, and that any covering of the peephole, by the peephole or for the peephole must perish from this earth.
2006-10-30 16:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The bill of rights in this Constitution would probably include some aspects of 1) The right to be fabulous, or 2) The right to wear clothes as gay as you wanna be.
The National Anthem would probably have a dance club or electronica beat in the back ground.
Just a thought :)
2006-10-31 09:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by mageapprentice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have the time or energy to properly address this. If I did, I have no doubt it would be hilarious (as a spoof, of course).
Something along the lines of:
We, the people of the United States of America, hold these truths to be self-evident: we are FAB-U-LOUS!
. . . and so on. But I'm too tired right now. Sorry :(
(Personally, I'd make up one for gays and one for lesbians, keeping all the really juicy sterotypes for each- again, because this is a spoof). Lumping them together would make it less funny.
2006-10-30 15:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Y'know this is the sort of thing that could turn out really funny, if done right, but at the same time, it might offend people. It really depends on who the audience is. Are these people who can take a joke? Are we allowed to poke fun at ourselves? Or will someone get hurt? Most forms of comedy involve making fun of someone or something and you never know how people might take it. I personally don't care as long as the jokes are not meant in a prejudiced or hostile way.
2006-10-30 15:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by butterflypancakes 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I were to write a 'gay' constitution, it would be short and to the point... Treat other human beings as you would like to be treated. Do not hurt one another. I would also include a native American saying that states "Before we can truly understand another person, we must walk a mile in their moccasins. Before we can walk in another persons moccasins, we must first take off our own." so nobody feels superior or subordinate to any other person or persons.
Although you may not be familiar with the tune, I have always liked the song "Marching to Pretoria". I included a link to the song under sources. The lyrics I would suggest would be:
You like me and I like you and so we will love together,
so we will love together,
so we will love together.
You like me and I like you and so we will love together, as we live our lives.
We are marching for equality, equality, equality
We are marching for equality, equality... today.
2006-10-30 16:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once a jolly gayboy camped it up by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang in baratone as he watched and waited till his willy boiled over
"Who'll come a-waltzing Walter with me?"
Down come a leather daddy to drink at the watering hole
Up jumped the jolly gayboy and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he explained about the threesome to his leather daddy
"You'll come a-waltzing Walter with me'".
Up rode the Vicar mounting his thoroughbred choirboy
Up rode the Trooper - one, two, three
"Where's that leather daddy you've got in your trunks?",
"You'll come a-waltzing Walter with me".
But the jolly gayboy he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
"Who'll come a-waltzing Walter and Daddy with me?"
A.B. (Banjo) Paterson (Hey, just a few words twinked here and there!)
2006-10-30 15:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by Orditz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We already have a national anthem and a constitution. The same one for everyone. We all deserve the same rights and freedom
2006-10-30 15:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and gay
blah blah
Our home is girt by sea(men);
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beautiful homosexuals;
In history's page, let every gay
Advance Australia Fair(ies).
2006-10-30 15:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by squishy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OHHH gay can you see
by the blondes early flight,
o'er the mountains we grow
in the backsides we flow.........you take it from here
2006-10-30 15:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the national anthem must be ITS RAINING MEN
2006-10-30 17:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋