Need a great one for my yearbook
2006-10-30 13:36:05 · 20 answers · asked by Bud Bundy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Need a classic for my yearbook
2006-10-30 13:37:39 · update #1
smile you son of a b*tch...JAWS
2006-10-30 14:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by bipolar_diva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point." -jack handy
"If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk."-jack handy
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-jack handy
2006-10-30 22:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by abbyhayes22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. Edwin Arlington Robinson
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead. Chinese Proverb
2006-10-30 21:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by dianehaggart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What is this a school for ants?? How do you expect kids to learn if they can't even fit inside the school? It need to be at least....3 times bigger!"
"He's absolutly right!"
Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell
Zoolander!
Or, "I haven't been fuct like that since grade school."
Helena Bonham Carter
Fight Club.
2006-10-30 22:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by newrenaiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emo Phillips - "Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Unknown - "The paranoids are out to get me."
Steven Wright - "When I was a kid we had a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually."
RodneyDangerfield - "My wife has cut me down to sex once a week. I feel lucky though. I know some guys she cut out altogether."
2006-10-30 21:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by kevpet2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav quote of all time is from Face/Off
'If I were to let you suck, my tongue, would you be grateful?'
I don't know if thats appropriate for the yearbook though...
2006-10-30 21:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!" - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth." - Monty Python, The Galaxy Song, The Meaning of Life
-xlii
2006-10-31 01:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What's a matter Col. Sanders?! Chicken!?!?"
~Lord Dark Helmet ( From the Movie "Spaceballs" )
2006-10-31 00:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite quote is my Roseanne Bar.. "I will vacuum when Sears makes one you can ride on" or something like that! LoL I love her.. She is my idol!
2006-10-30 21:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
~Mark Twain
2006-10-30 22:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by waiting4winter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one from my Dad's year book
"You gotta use your biscuit to sop up your gravy man!"
Or how about "I hope I never see any of you ever again!".
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2006-10-30 21:40:03 · answer #11 · answered by John16 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋