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If the undead overrun the earth, what precise plan would you follow. (Note: If you don't have a plan, MAKE ONE)

2006-10-30 13:30:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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What a positively excellent question.

I live in Atlanta which means population density plus zombies would mean a problem for me. Beyond Atlanta I wouldn't encounter much trouble, as it's all country pastures and such. But as with all zombies, it would be best to assess their capabilities, such as their intelligence, speed, and the ferocity of their bloodlust. Once this had been determined, it would be logical to find a location easily defendable with a moderate quantity of supplies around, including mechanical resources beyond your standard sources of food and water which would ideally be replenishable. These locations can be found virtually anywhere given some work, all you need are the tools. And weapons. Lots and lots of weapons. A mind thats good for improvisation on this part would prove infinitely useful.

2006-10-30 13:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by revenge_engine7 1 · 1 0

I would first make sure I have a car that has access to the trunk from the backseat so that I can load up the trunk with semi-automatic guns with plenty of ammunition and machetes or anything sharp enough to cut through flesh and bones with no effort for hand to hand combat. I would then find the nearest walmart. Walmart has everything, more stuff than a mall and it is smaller so you don't have to worry about multiple doors or floors, if you are lucky you will find a super walmart with a built in grocery store. (Southern California doesn't have super walmarts, stingy bastards). If I can't find a walmart, which is damn near impossible, then I would head for the hills, forest, or somewhere that doesn't have too many people. Zombies, according to George Romero, go to places they are familiar with. I have yet to see a zombie climb up a hill. I would also have people with me to watch my back but will also know that if they get caught then oh well, sucks to be you.

2006-10-31 10:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by corn_popps 2 · 1 0

i don't have a zombie plan... I certainly have 20 zombie plans! one million. I seize some pals and run tooo the hiiills! Run on your liife! 2. seize some pals and flow to Aberdeen Proving Grounds for Weps/Evac 3. connect their ranks to ceremonial dinner on the flesh of my enemies. 4. stress north with lots of the listed pland the place the zombies will freeze like corpsicles 5. there is not any 5. 6. Strand myself like Robinson Crusoe to save myself from zombies a minimum of. 7. have relaxing, kill stuff 8. Martyr myself with in a frag i my basement lab attempting to boost a genetic therapy and pass the therapy alongside to a mexican and her son. 9. tell the zombies to Giiive Peaace A Channce. (then die) 10. seize a team of four strangers and combat by 5 point campaigns in the two an airport, well-being facility, riverside, or farm to get to protection. eleven. Lock myself in a 2 tale homestead and see how many tiers i will pass. 12. Step 3, yet aim danny boyle to make greater 28 ___ later video clips 13. Hack/commando my thank you to create a neuclear wintry climate so as that there'll be greater zombie corpsicles. 14. awaken in a well-being facility to locate myself starting to be a member of survivors, scuffling with, stored, betrayed, and scuffling with back 15. GET TO ZE CHOPPA sixteen. artwork w/ the U. S. military to repopulate a small district previously we fail and unfold the an infection international extensive 17. seize a blunt merchandise and combat my thank you to disneyworld (they cant invade the happiest place on earth!) 18. develop interior the alternative path 19. Punch the closest Nazi. 20. I lied, i purely have 19.

2016-11-26 20:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by marianna 4 · 0 0

Well it is quite the easy question. If the sotries are true zombies are not the most dangerous thing in the world.They are overall slower then humans. They cannot function well beacuase of brain damage for they were dead at one point. Therefore they are slow so you dont really have to run. Also if the brain damage is true it would not be hard to out wit them if unable to outrun them. They are also very easy to kill they are walking decomposing flesh not that hard to destroy.
I would fight as many as i could the brain is believed to be their source of energy. Destroy brains they can not longer function. I think we should just remove the brains now before the threat becomes real.Hit them in the head or blow their brains out using whatever smashing and bludegeoing work well.just destroy the bodies beyond repair so they cannot come back to life.
As for a specific plan we could easily get the military involved and their is a gun store in town.

2006-10-30 15:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by timisaphsyco911 1 · 1 0

Depends. In the summer, it would be to grab the giant cheese knife from the kitchen I work in. In any other season it would be to run like hell. I've heard they can't run fast (it seems very strange writing that. Like someone has had some sort of personal experience with zombies).

2006-10-30 14:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you think zombies can stand the cold with just those wraps around them? Reckon I'll go to the North Pole. Maybe Santa has a Zombie Repelling Spell

2006-10-30 13:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 2

Just watch michael jacksons thriller

2006-10-30 13:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aim for the head!

2006-10-30 13:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by GUNNSLINGER 3 · 0 0

To learn how to run - very fast......and to not become a zombie....

2006-10-30 13:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0 0

shoot in the head two times

2006-10-30 16:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0 0

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