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My brother got his you know what caught in the vacuum, and our parents will be home in less then an hour-- what do we do???

2006-10-30 13:15:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

9 answers

stick a leaf blower up his azz and see which has greater pressure

2006-10-30 13:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by rectal itch 1 · 2 1

Turn the damn thing off, manually turn the rollers backward to unstick his "wanger". If, he's not hurt, sans pride, this may be an excellent time negotiote some chore swapping. Stay oiut of swinging range, and instruct the boy that there are much better places to put his his wanger than in a vaccuum.

2006-10-30 21:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Daddy 3 · 0 0

Pray real hard and try petroleum jelly/ vaseline. It might come off I really do not know except to call 911. They may have some suggestions. I'll be praying for the next few mins.

2006-10-30 21:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey M 2 · 0 0

1st unplugg the vacuum and find some butter. lol. just what where you think of?

2006-10-30 21:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by sasland1261 1 · 0 0

ice water will most likley make things shrink to the point that he should be able to free himself

2006-10-30 21:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by geezerrex 5 · 0 0

Why should you help , you do the dishes and he will be grounded all week ( you will have the remote all to yourself )

2006-10-30 21:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lube and tug

2006-10-30 21:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

all i can say... CUT IT OFF!!!

2006-10-30 21:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mo 5 · 0 0

disconnect it...................

2006-10-30 21:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 0 0

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