I don't know what to do. I try to have a relaxing bath at nights sometimes and my husband will come in and do number 2 on the toilet and grunts kind of loud. Its really bad if he has constipation or diarrhea. I guess its hard for me to relax with this going on. Last night he threw a peice of poopy on me when I was in there. I just gasped. He said I would be alright because I was in the bathtub anyway and I was going to get clean anyway. Any ideas on what I can do?
2006-10-30 12:34:07 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
If you're telling the truth, here is what you should do:
RUN
Sane humans don't throw poop
2006-10-30 12:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by booktender 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
As far as his grunting is concerned, there is nothing you can do except make sure he drinks more water to prevent constipation, and avoid foods that bring on diarrhea, particularly if you do the cooking! Usually grunting relieves the pain for some people when they are doing number 2. You can try scheduling your baths when he is not home, or after he has already used the bathroom. As far as flinging "poop" at you, well that is totally disgusting. He might need some professional help on that one!
2006-10-30 12:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by macfifty06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally, I'm not a woman.. but i would return the favor. That is one of those things that could be used as humorous revenge. But seriously, if the grunting is a big problem. play some soothing music to cancel out the sound of his grunts. I'm not sure what to do about the poop in the bathtub... be creative with that.
2006-10-30 12:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by dark_lord_zephyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you married within your species? Gorillas throw poop! I'm hoping this was just a thoughtless improv joke. Still, you need to sit down look him in the eye and ask him seriously did he think that was even a bit appropriate. You know I'm always cracking jokes, honestly I could find humor in a heart attack, but this.... This just isn't too sane is it? Tell him next time he wants to be funny it better start with "2 nuns walked in a bar"... Good luck Lady! And don't divorce him over one stupid mistake. However, I'm going to have to expand my definition of stupid, because this goes way out there.
2006-10-30 12:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by delux_version 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're serious, that's really disgusting behavior. My advice would be to talk to him about it. If he refuses to change his habits, or at least quit slinging poo at you, then you should change your habits. Wait until your husband has done his business before taking your bath, or until he's out of the house entirely. From the sound of things, if I were you, maybe you should reconsider your relationship altogether. Anyone who would physically hurl feces at you is not someone you really want to spend the rest of your life with, is it? I mean, if he does that, what could he think of you as a person? Give it some thought. Good luck!
2006-10-30 12:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by slowfreak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once you get ready for your bath ask him if he needs to go , If the answer is no thenm LOCK the door and take your bath ./ Otherwise he will t have to go to the 2nd bathroom if you have one or just plainly wait . And for the throwing part i would have beat the crap put of him . How disgusting he is!
2006-10-30 12:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait until he is finished his toileting to take your bath or lock the bathroom door.
2006-10-30 13:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he needs to go to the bathroom. After you get that taken care of put a do not disturb sign on the door and lock it!
2006-10-30 12:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your bathroom door should have a doorknob - and presumably some type of lock on it. Why does he need to be in the room while you are bathing. Any healthy human would understand your need for privacy.
Offer a courtesy to him, and offer for him to go to the toilet BEFORE you shut yourself in.
2006-10-30 12:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is sick as anything. I think that he has a problem. LOCK the bathroom door when you are in the bath. I think throwing stuff on you is the sickest thing.
2006-10-30 12:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quit bathing until he quits grunting, it shouldn't take too long for him to get the message.
2006-10-30 13:11:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋