2006-10-30 12:02:26 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All the sweaters I knit are shitty so no one ever wants to steal them so I hit the people in the eye for not stealing them.
2006-10-30 12:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by b0jangle 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A sweater knitted from bus schedules would be a timely gift. Our bus driver just stole our lunch money. I grew up in a tough neighborhood. I got even with him, though. I cut the brake line just before I got on the bus.
2016-05-22 13:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i knitted a great sweater for every one one year for xmas but no one stole them or hit me in the eye with them either. why would anyone do that.
2006-10-30 12:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I knitted a sweater, it would not look like a sweater when I was done, so they can have it.
2006-10-30 12:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Are you off of your meds? Cause Tom Cruise is certifiably nuts (and a fitting poster child for psychology), even if this joke is crustier than last week's jello mold.
2006-10-30 12:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by baabaababy77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i don't know how to knit and i wear glasses so it'll be hard to hit my eye.
2006-10-30 12:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope, i do not even know how to knit
2006-10-30 12:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG. That happened to me today! Wow. Isn't it annoying?
2006-10-30 12:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope. all my injuries so far have come from toasters and panda teeth
2006-10-30 12:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, but I'll never be that naive again.
2006-10-30 12:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋