It seems that little skill or qualifications are involved. I have a college degreee. When I eat, most of the food makes it into my mouth. I do beleive that 2 + 2=4. How can I become GM of the Knicks??? Can't be any worse than Mr. I thomas. Any advice???
2006-10-30 08:26:08 · 6 answers · asked by norbertomorvan 2 in Sports ➔ Basketball
The requirements are:
- Ability to draft overrated players that never get PT.
- Ability to trade for ballhog players that make teams worse.
- Ability to pick up free agents with life-threatening physical ailments.
- Ability to harrass women in the workplace.
If you can qualify for at least 3 of the above 4, the Knicks would consider you a great hire for either GM, coach, or both.
2006-10-30 08:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by B-Money 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All candidates should submit a resume:
Said resume should include, but not limited to;
1. Sexual Harrassment cases (multiples are a plus)
2. Terrible Draft Choices (1st round picks with a lower scoring average than that of A Glee Club/Chess Team/ AV Club Captain)
3. Head-numbing trades and player acquisitions ($60 mil for Jerome James?)
4. Run a viable Organization into bankruptcy within a year of ownership (R.I.P. CBA)
5. Create an on-going feud with an NBA Analyst who gets paid to criticize and give opinions on certain subjects and take every shot possible because said analyst is a former Knick (Greg Anthony)- but wasn't he just saying what we were all thinking?
2006-10-30 09:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by EBomb4Life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isiah Thomas because McHale had no decision, he had to commerce garnett, a minimum of now he were given Al Jefferson! He is conventional with it wasnt a good commerce, yet Isiah thinks hes genuine good in procuring and promoting( Yo men, i in basic terms were given a participant who makes 20million contained in the subsequent year for aan expiring settlement, and he might want to be good, if else he wouldnt make a lot money!!) Timberwolves are rebuilding, lengthy island has no chanche to rebuild because they cant commerce any contracts(dont communicate over with "them" as gamers!) So i wager they want 4 more effective years, than all the stupid contracts are achieved and then they could commence rebuilding, so McHale became smarter! the different GMs are not that undesirable (Kupchack had to commerce O'neal, Kobe requested for it...and he were given Bynum! obviously Butler for Brown wasn't a good commerce, yet Brown became a first easy and on the instantaneous he became "good", Danny Ainge made the Celtics important back, so hes good, Larry chook isnt as undesirable as THomas, his crew is doing more effective perfect and Pat Riley received a championship with this crew so he isnt that undesirable!)
2016-12-05 09:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you have to make out with Magic Johnson in front of millions of TV viewers. Good luck.
2006-10-30 10:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Steve-E-Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st, u need to kill Isaisah Thomas.
lol
2006-10-30 09:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by weird guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just give up its not gonna happen
2006-10-30 08:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by kraziiwhiteboy04 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋