If you were sealed in a small steel walled room with no door and a low voltage light ...?

Question

... how would you kill yourself? I mean, you would have ABSOLUTELY no chance of escaping this room, EVER. You would just dehydrate and starve to death or suffocate if you didn't off yourself. What one solid-state, non-mechanical object would you prefer to have to do it? Remember, you can't escape, no matter what! Check back often after you answer, because I will eventually think of how I would do it and with what item too. (you do not have to be creative, whatever works for you. It also helps to seriosuly imagine yourself in this situation and how time would wear on you.). Extremely long answers welcome.

Oh, and please check your spelling. Nothing kills the mood of what you're writing as when you misspell.

Sorry friend, but the purpose of the low voltage light is that it cannot be used to electrocute yourself. That would be too easy.

And don't forget, you're allowed one solid-state, non-mechanical object to do this with.

Geez people, come on. Im not trying to be "novel". Im satisfying my own curiosity and also entertaining myself and others who have fun answering these types of questions. Also, how would you live long enough to grow your hair and strangle yourself?

Knowing the helplessness of my situation, I would break the light, cut myself and write my last words in blood on the floor. (this would be difficult in the dark, but I'd try. Perhaps would be my last act once I decided how to kill myself). Then, the one item I would have would be, umm ... a three foot steel spike. I would practice falling forward to the floor until I can do it without instictively throwing my arms up. This would be painful practice. Then, I would take the steel spike, with a wide flat base to keep it standing well, and put it in the center of the room. I would then jump up and attempt to land on it, aiming for the heart. If i miss, it would certainly be painful and I likely wouldn't have the heart to try again, in which case I'd propably cut my wrists with the glass from the broken bulb. Or I could sit in agony and bleed to death from the wound I already have, although that would be long and arduous. If the room were tall enough, I'd hang myself with a cable

Or I'd take a large steel ball and try to swallow it and choke to death. I might take a claw hammer and after a long, insanity inducing time of being in that room, bludgeon my skull until I fell into a coma. Or maybe I would take a long, pointy object and stick it in my eye socket and attempt to labotomize myself, using rapid motions to get the job done completely because it would propably suck to just get some strange brain malfunction and have to be completely mentally concious to suffer it. I might also Get really aroused, perhaps through masturbation, then slice my penis open with a razor. This would be the fastest way to ensure sufficient blood loss. If I had any hope of rescue, I'd have a serated knife to occasionally cut of a part of my body for sustanance until I had no limbs left to remove, or would actually bleed to death because I'm nude and I chose a knife instead of a proper tourniquette as my item. Maybe I would have a sharp jagged length of steel and swallow it.

Or, I would have a bible. I would tear the pages out and swallow them until I died from ink poisoning. I could also use the tightly rolled up pages to make a shiv and stab myself. Or maybe I'd have a long, flat and heavy piece of steel with a razor sharp edge and wedge it into a corner of the room and run into it repeatedly until I was sufficiently butchered. I could deficate on the floor, let it fester for a few days until I'm starved enough to eat it and die from dysentary (sp?). I could also choose as my Item, about five gallons of lard, then keep eating it until I successfully clot my arteries. With any luck this will end in a heart attack and not a stroke or subcranial hematoma. Or for my item, I would have as much water as it would take to fill the room to the roof with water, then drown. Or my item would be a stack of paper. I would break the light, use the filament to start a fire, then burn the paper one sheet at a time untitl the oxygen is gone and I asphyxiate.

Answer 1

Break the bulk and use the glass to cut yourself

Answer 2

~Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not a terribly novel question or unique thought. It is a dilema resolved by countless people throughout history who were locked away in dungeons and like confinements. The more obvious solutions were to run head first into the wall or biting ones wrists. More unique solutions include stangling oneself, once it's long enough, with ones hair or choking oneself with it (assuming you hypothetical victim is nude and has no articles of clothing with which to accomplish the task).
Do the research and you'll find the other nifty ways people already tried. Me, I'd just get in touch with old lady thumb and her four daughters and screw myself to death.

Answer 3

I would lie dead still on the floor, relax and slow my breathing down, this gives me the maximum time for rescue. Apart from the intense headache that comes with asphyxiation, there are worse ways to go.

Answer 4

alright, well, after figuring out that theres no meaning to life anymore, i would find a way to get up to the light, try to rip it down, and break it in the fashion that it could slice open my skin. from here, if i wasnt able to slice open my wrist, i would take a deep breath, spit on my finger, and plug 'er in to the now broken light socket.

Answer 5

ferst off Id brake the light bulb atempt to sever my juguler with the glass. next piss on my self ad the flore and atempt to elektaquet my sellf to deth after savear blood loss Id go easer I think.
next atempt to open the wond and stretch my owen cuts with the elektrick cord and atempt to hang my selff at the same time.
after that ceap cuting artareys .
strip nakid and hope the tempritcher helps to put me into shock.
next beat my head aginst the wall with all the force I have ontill unconcuse or cracked skull.
after that repeat untill dead or starve to deth,.,.,.,.,..,

Answer 6

I would lay down and go to sleep hoping I never wake up. But then again I like MEL T's answer.

Answer 7

I would never kill myself. I'd fight to get out to the last second of my life.

Answer 8

Run in place, work up a really good sweat, spit on your finger and shove it in the light socket.

Bummer. LOL

Answer 9

to be honest i dont think i would have to kill myself i think being so bored would do it for me .