2006-10-30 08:17:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I think W would definately win. He'd slap Kerry once, and Kerry would run whimpering to his hair stylist and makeup guy to make sure he was still pretty.
2006-10-31 10:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends, do you win by getting in the most or hardest slaps in a certain amount of time, do you win when the other side gives up, or do you win by having the most girly slaps?
Honestly, Bush comes across as kind of..pampered...to me. Almost like a metro-sexual trying to act like a cowboy but never quite getting it right. I can't picture the man doing anything but being shocked if a real fight came his way. STRONGLY in his favor though, is that he is a health nut, and when it comes to a fight, conditioning may be the most important factor after heart (AKA "eye of the tiger").
Then again Kerry comes across as being the biggest snob in the universe, with his nose held so high (so as not to smell the reek of poor people) that he's going to drown if it rains. But, the man does have actual combat experience, something Bush didn't get to enjoy while skipping out on that tough National Guard desk job. Unfortunately that combat experience was with a rifle, not b*tch slaps....
You question is a toughy, let me flip a penny and see.....Bush heads, Kerry tails.....it was heads. Bush wins.
2006-10-30 10:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ralph b: stable ol' boys do no longer pass to Ivy League colleges and connect the air national shield in conflict time... till stable ol' boys are a touch fruity the place you're... They the two have not had to artwork a demanding day of their lifestyles... needless to say... so i'm going to pass on conflict adventure.. that week of attempt against training Bush have been given in all likelihood does no longer postpone o.k. to Kerry's months of actually attempt against.. kerry additionally has the attain benefit.. of course Rove might in all likelihood hit kerry with a tranquilizer precise earlier the bell rings and Bush might throw a punch interior the air as Kerry surpassed out...
2016-12-28 08:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would Kerry even know what a simple slap contest was? He does run in circles like a crying liberal......and he would say he won anyway as Kerry can't "lose"....
2006-10-30 08:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty sure Kerry would because Bush wouldn't slap. He would think to himself, " I ain't a wussy" Then Bush would punch Kerry once and knock him out. Bush would be disqualified because he did not slap
2006-10-30 08:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush would win cause he would give kerry a Bush slap!
2006-10-30 08:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush, because Kerry would want his purple heart after getting slapped once.
2006-10-30 08:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by letitcountry 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Kerry because he would keep turning the other cheek. old flip flop
2006-10-30 08:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by sligoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George would win. It would take Kerry too long to get U.N. approval.
2006-10-30 08:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by hard17201 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
John Kerry would sig his wife on him and then he's be sorry !
2006-10-30 09:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋